Transformers: Dark Of The Moon(2012?)

[Darth Geek]

Am I the only person on the planet who does not care about this movie after the first two sucked so badly?

No, there are a lot of us. I did not go to see the second one in the theater and waited for the inevitable Rifftrax. I was not dissapointed.

[NightmareBros]

Well, now micheal bay will achieve his life long desire of blowing up the moon, but not before making it turn into a giant robot first.

[Cosmic Muse]

Am I the only person on the planet who does not care about this movie after the first two sucked so badly?

No, there are a lot of us. I did not go to see the second one in the theater and waited for the inevitable Rifftrax. I was not dissapointed.

I only really care that this movie will be good because a Riff Trax for it is much better when the movie's bad.

[Darth Geek]

Am I the only person on the planet who does not care about this movie after the first two sucked so badly?

No, there are a lot of us. I did not go to see the second one in the theater and waited for the inevitable Rifftrax. I was not dissapointed.

I only really care that this movie will be good because a Riff Trax for it is much better when the movie's bad.

Uh...I don't know... based on the steep curve of the last two I think the third one will make people's eyes bleed. And fans of Bay will love the eye bleeding, and people who don't like their eyes to bleed will hate it.

[Cosmic Muse]

Uh...I don't know... based on the steep curve of the last two I think the third one will make people's eyes bleed. And fans of Bay will love the eye bleeding, and people who don't like their eyes to bleed will hate it.

Now wait a minute. You're only half right about Michael Bay's Transformers movie. Not only does it make your eyes bleed, it makes your ears bleed as well.

[Zeether]

Am I the only person on the planet who does not care about this movie after the first two sucked so badly?

No, you aren't. The first movie was bad to my friend and I when we watched it on a bus in high school...and the DVD was a bootleg someone had brought (it was still in theaters at the time and nobody except me realized it because the guy who had it lied and said he got it early or some crap). Needless to say we were both squicked by the masturbation joke and the fact that the humans seemed to take priority over the robots at times. The only amusing part was the hacker yelling "SHUT UP, GRANDMA!"

Never saw RoTF and don't plan on it because of the twins and the fact that there are characters more annoying than Sam in it. And robot testicles 

Who wants to bet Armond White is having a joygasm over this and is already preparing to say it's better than (insert well received movie here) on Rotten Tomatoes?

[Cosmic Muse]

You know, I bet you'll be able to take this movie and sync it up with a Pink Floyd album, just like you can with Wizard of Oz, and the visuals will match the music.

[Scribblesense]

You know, I bet you'll be able to take this movie and sync it up with a Pink Floyd album, just like you can with Wizard of Oz, and the visuals will match the music.

Considering it's a Michael Bay-directed Transformers film, that album will probably be Hybrid Theory.

[radfordjoe]

As much as I love the riffs, I can't bring myself to watch the second one once...

[Darth Geek]

[Zeether]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=76955

Oh look, a trailer. Bumblebee looks like he's still mute. Already I can tell this movie has one strike against it.

[Doctor Who?]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=76955

Oh look, a trailer. Bumblebee looks like he's still mute. Already I can tell this movie has one strike against it.

Bay is the director so that makes two strikes against it.

[Darth Geek]

http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=76955

Oh look, a trailer. Bumblebee looks like he's still mute. Already I can tell this movie has one strike against it.

Bay is the director so that makes two strikes against it.

Even before that, it had three strikes against it. One strike against it for the first Transformers, and two strikes against it for Transformers 2 (because it was twice as bad as the first movie).

[spaceforarent]

BBBRRRRRAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM

[Rainbow Dash]

The optimist in me just keeps saying that this can't be worse than Transformers 2.