Transformers: Dark Of The Moon(2012?)

[Darth Geek]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

[Kete]

I hate sand.  It gets everywhere.

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I love water, but I think that the movie would be improved by Megan Fox's character unhinging her jaw and devouring some annoying supporting characters whole.

Then Sam Whitwhicky would say "No!" a lot.

And maybe some giant robots would fight.

[jewishcarpenter]

Know what's awesome about this?

"Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers."

[Kete]

Know what's awesome about this?

"Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers."

That would prevent me from ever watching the movie even if it had the riff.

[mrbasehart]

Her face is now about as real as Optimus Prime, so I think it'd perfect.  (And I thought she was actually quite attractive before the surgery)

[TTYT]

An interesting comment on comingsoon.net (emphasis added):

Woah! That's actually a MASSIVE shock.

Mind you. I don't believe she's not in it at least a small bit. Shia said there are gonna be a lot of human deaths, so maybe she gets killed right from the start to give a darker feel to the film and Shia's character whereby he'll actually HATE the Decepticons and maybe even the Autobots for destroying his life. Paramount not picking up her option I don't think means she can't have a lesser contract for less screentime, at least that's what happens in every else that involves contracts ie sports.

Still, if she isn't in it at all this will have a HUGE impact on the characters' stories.

Pardon my bloodthirstiness, but dear god that would be satisfying.

EDIT - The new buzz is that Gemma Arterton (Miss Fields in Quantum of Solace, that immortal woman in Clash of the Titans, the Princess in Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time) is at the top of the replacement list. THAT would be interesting - and open up a slew of accent joke potential, riffing-wise: http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=66238

[Johnny Unusual]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

If you came up with that yourself, give yourself a hand.  I like it.

[Darth Geek]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

If you came up with that yourself, give yourself a hand.  I like it.

Yes I did (around the time the first Bayformers movie came out). And thanks.

I did like Megan Fox in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People with Simon Pegg, as she was playing the prototypical spoiled young actress, which suited her perfectly.

[Kete]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

If you came up with that yourself, give yourself a hand.  I like it.

Yes I did (around the time the first Bayformers movie came out). And thanks.

I did like Megan Fox in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People with Simon Pegg, as she was playing the prototypical spoiled young actress, which suited her perfectly.

I think the succubus in Jennifer's Body suited her perfectly as well.

[Darth Geek]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

If you came up with that yourself, give yourself a hand.  I like it.

Yes I did (around the time the first Bayformers movie came out). And thanks.

I did like Megan Fox in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People with Simon Pegg, as she was playing the prototypical spoiled young actress, which suited her perfectly.

I think the succubus in Jennifer's Body suited her perfectly as well.

I still have to see that sometime.

[CrowTeeRobot]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

If you came up with that yourself, give yourself a hand.  I like it.

Yes I did (around the time the first Bayformers movie came out). And thanks.

I did like Megan Fox in How to Lose Friends & Alienate People with Simon Pegg, as she was playing the prototypical spoiled young actress, which suited her perfectly.

I don't think she even knew she was in a movie, she was just being herself and thought the paparazzi were following her around with 35mm cameras and she was getting money because she's "hawt".

[Kete]

Apparently, this is Megan Fox's replacement:



Gross.  

Here's the article:
http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=66355

[Darth Geek]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

So Michael Bay can't even do THAT anymore? He can't find a sexy enough ACTRESS in Hollywood. He has to get a model. *sigh* Goddamnit.

[mrbasehart]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

So Michael Bay can't even do THAT anymore? He can't find a sexy enough ACTRESS in Hollywood. He has to get a model. *sigh* Goddamnit.

Plenty of models go on to be actresses.  Some of them even turn out to be good actresses.