Transformers: Dark Of The Moon(2012?)

[Kete]

He should have picked someone that wasn't such a fatty.

[mearnest]

I think they should just replace Megan Fox with a love doll.  You can even have a dramatic scene where Shia frantically tries to re-inflate her after a Decepticon attack.  Call it 'Transformers and the Real Girl'.

[MSTJedi]

Having a hot woman in a studio movie is not an accomplishment! Finding a sexy actress in Hollywood is like going to the beach and finding sand (and they're both silicone based).

So Michael Bay can't even do THAT anymore? He can't find a sexy enough ACTRESS in Hollywood. He has to get a model. *sigh* Goddamnit.

Plenty of models go on to be actresses.  Some of them even turn out to be good actresses.   

Kathy Ireland . . . not so much.

[anais.jude]

replace her with a bag of hamdingers

[Compound]

Hang on, folks. You're missing an important part of the story:

Right now, Ms. Huntington-Whiteley is dating Jason Statham. There's a slim possibility that since she's in this, her boyfriend might tag along as well, ala Warren Beatty in Truth or Dare.

And the mere possibility of a Statham vs. the Decepticons fight would vault it right to the top of "The Coolest film in 2012" charts.

[Darth Geek]

Sorry, but I don't get the Jason Statham love fest. And the last thing we need is a guy who's hight of his career is in a movie as nuts as Crank 2 to be directed by Michael Bay.

[Kete]

I like him as a hold over from Lock Stock and Snatch.

[Bob]

I like him as a hold over from Lock Stock and Snatch.

And dont forget "The Bank Job", he was really good in that.

I guess his appeal is kind of like Steve McQueen and Michael Caine.   Regardless of what role they are playing, they are really just themselves and they all seem likeable.

[Bob]

He should have picked someone that wasn't such a fatty.

Cow.

[TeamRAD]

Know what's awesome about this?

"Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers."

It leads to this kind of awesome?!!

Intense!!

[CrowTeeRobot]

*EDIT*

[doggans]

I'm surprised she didn't accidentally shoot the cameraman.

[Sideswipe]

How dare you use a facepalm that isnt Captain Picard!  I demand you fix this error immediately.

[Pak-Man]

[Sideswipe]

Ironhide is acceptable as well.