Tweeters Never Prosper

[Darth Geek]

@jesselegreca

Dear Republicans, Planned Parenthood isn't profiting off of the deaths of children

You are thinking of the NRA

[Darth Geek]

@markagee

The futon is the saddest Transformer.

[Edward J Grug III]

http://www.avclub.com/article/adam-scott-considering-career-change-223771

[Johnny Unusual]

I saw that and was about to post it.

[Darth Geek]

@neiltyson
The latest Hi-Res image. I told everybody it wasn't a planet, but nobody listened. (via @DavidBerthod) http://t.co/3m5HNiKyGJ

[BathTub]

insert pokemon slowpoke meme.

[Darth Geek]

@Cpin42
In lieu of flowers, the family requests that the police stop shooting unarmed black men.

[The Lurker]

@SethMacFarlane

Good political litmus test:  Ask yourself, "Would I REALLY be surprised if this candidate proposed a Purge or Hunger Games?"

[Darth Geek]

@charlesezell

Millenials, next time another generation calls you entitled remind them you are in debt for the same things they got for free.

[Darth Geek]

@shawnmputnam

Whenever you're feeling low, just remember that you've found the same number of Bigfoot as the people whose job it is to find Bigfoot.

[The Lurker]

[Edward J Grug III]

[Darth Geek]

@feministlady
"Anti-Abortion Activists Set Planned Parenthood Clinic On Fire"

Terrorists. The word you were looking for was terrorists.

[Johnny Unusual]

@thatbilloakley
Everyone else is too polite to say it so I will: You make summer less fun when you serve hamburgers & hot dogs on your weird healthy bread

[Edward J Grug III]

This is wonderful. Carefully position a two-star rating between their heads so that it looks like a better review obscured!