Tweeters Never Prosper

[Johnny Unusual]

@PFTompkins
GUYS MY SCRIPT IS FINALLY BEING PRODUCED!

@ScottAukerman
Whoever wins...we lose.

[Edward J Grug III]

Nice.

[Darth Geek]

@IsleOfRangoon

"What do you want to do tonight, Brain?"
"The same thing we do every night... KEEP YOU FROM SLEEPING. FIXATE!! DWELL!!! DWEEEELLLLLL!!!!"

[Darth Geek]

@FrankConniff

A peace treaty with a backwards, theocratic regime is pointless. So I say to hell with it, let's just invade Texas.

[The Lurker]

[Darth Geek]

@scottEweinberg
The worst scene in any Marvel film is better than the best scene in any Transformers film.
Feel free to etch that on my gravestone.


@LeaKThompson
@scottEweinberg does that include my love scene with a duck?

[Darth Geek]

@Rev_Xavier

Tradition isn't synonymous with being correct just as common isn't synonymous with natural.

[Darth Geek]

@barbhaynes

#DonaldTrump is like if a Comments Section ran for office.

[Johnny Unusual]

@AllieGoertz  wow the powerpuff girls reboot looks nuts

[The Lurker]

@RheaButcher

A Game Of Thrones writer is working on the new Disney live action "The Sword In The Stone."

I'm really worried for that pink squirrel.

[Darth Geek]

@BettyBowers

#LafayetteShooting A guy with a gun is never a "loner;" he grew up encouraged by the NRA, Congress and a country that yawns at gun violence.

[Darth Geek]

@brundlefly
"A Velociraptor escapes from Isla Nublar and becomes a private detective in LA." - plot synopsis for JURASSIC WORLD 2: BLUE'S CLUES

[Darth Geek]

@buckeyepeach

@Wonkette @FrankConniff => Do you think the Party of Lincoln ought to want guns in theaters?

[Johnny Unusual]

@ComicJimBruce 
In the reboot of Full House we finally find out what happened to predictability.

[Darth Geek]

@BillCorbett

The Minions are a cautionary tale about genetically modified corn, right?