Tweeters Never Prosper

[Darth Geek]

@mtaibbi
Seems like those fretting about threat to 2nd amendment rights now mostly shrugged at assault on 4th, 5th and 6th amendments after 9/11.

[Darth Geek]

@staypuft
What Trump looks like in liquid form.

[Darth Geek]

@ChrisHallbeck

I love that they are using all practical effects instead of CGI in the new Ghostbusters.

[Darth Geek]

@thepatrickwalsh

(walks up to theater in full Darth Vader costume, speaks in Darth Vader voice) "One for 'Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip."

[Darth Geek]

@BetteMidler
Happy holidays to all: Here is my recipe for dairy-free, sugar-free, vegan eggnog: Bourbon.

[Johnny Unusual]

@StephenAtHome 
Who would win in a fight? The Brothers Karamazov or the Concept of Egalitarianism? #ChristmasBattle

[Johnny Unusual]

@grahamclark 
WHY DOES RICHIE RICH HAVE ABS?!?!

[BathTub]

sucking in his gut?

[Johnny Unusual]

Looks less like he's sucking it in and more like it's imploding.

[Darth Geek]

@DeathStarPR

All I'm saying is Alderaan COULD have spontaneously combusted.

You don't know, you weren't there.

[Johnny Unusual]

@ComicJimBruce
The @realDonaldTrump views the presidential campaign "as war".  Which is what coddled men who never faced any real challenge always say.

[Darth Geek]

@JohnCleese

I would like 2016 to be the year when people remembered that science is a method of investigation,and NOT a belief system

[Johnny Unusual]

@Conconmonkey
HOW CAN YOU EAT LIQUORICE AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

[The Lurker]

[BathTub]

https://twitter.com/umakompton pretty obvious troll account.