Tweeters Never Prosper

[Darth Geek]

@eatyellow

"back in my day we weren't offended so easily"
back in ur day u'd throw a fit if a black person drank out of the same water fountain as u

[The Lurker]

[Darth Geek]

Perhaps you can get the taste out of your mouth with some Mrs. Hockenburger's Water Cookies:

[Toplar Scarre]

Ate this ice cream treat today
Then found out what it was and threw it all away
Sundae, Doggie Sundae
Sundae, Doggie Sundae

[The Lurker]

[Johnny Unusual]

@StephenAtHome
Hey, 103.3 The Groove: It's not a Rock Block without some Starship. Stop wasting my time.

[Johnny Unusual]

@dubstep4dads
BOSS: sir your resume is just a hand drawn picture of a guy doing sick BMX tricks
ME: yeah. that's me
BOSS: [under his breath] holy shit

[Johnny Unusual]

@animaldrumss 
its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside

[Darth Geek]

@shaunking

White supremacy and southern conservative "Christianity" aren't distant cousins, but knuckles on the same violent fist.

[Darth Geek]

@bucklubid
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly.They lit a fire in it & it sank, proving once and for all, u can't have your kayak & heat it too.

[Johnny Unusual]

@magicbilly
This @JenKirkman special sounds amazing!

[Johnny Unusual]

[Darth Geek]

Well their relationship problem should take care of itself, then. Because either one or both of them will be dead or captured.

[Johnny Unusual]

@TanookiKuribo
That went south real fast. The fuck happened at that party?!

[Darth Geek]

@jamiesont
Want to feel old? This is what Veruca Salt looks like today