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Started by Johnny Unusual, September 23, 2012, 07:30:03 PM

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Darth Geek

#120
April 23, 2015, 05:06:54 AM
@josswhedon
Policy makers who deny basic scientific truth should also be denied penicillin, horseless carriages, air time on the magic box of shadows

Johnny Unusual

#121
April 23, 2015, 06:01:05 AM
@johnroderick
Cat Stevens: "I'm being followed by a Moonshadow."

Neil deGrasse Tyson: "Technically, no."

Darth Geek

#122
April 25, 2015, 04:47:02 PM
Nihilist Aby's twitter is hilarious! Here's just a sample:

Life goes better with arbys! April fools! Life goes quickly and your choices are irrelevant. Please enjoy arbys.

Johnny Unusual

#123
April 26, 2015, 08:44:48 AM
@seanbaby

They made a Hot Wheels car based on the Joker then a 2nd group of people made a person based on that Hot Wheels car?

Darth Geek

#124
April 26, 2015, 10:03:47 PM
@donttrythis
Hey Internet! The plural of the word "anecdote" is not "evidence".

Johnny Unusual

#125
April 27, 2015, 01:57:54 AM
@animaldrumss

its stupid when girls say they cant find a guy, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside

BiteMe316

#126
April 27, 2015, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: Darth Geek on April 26, 2015, 10:03:47 PM
@donttrythis
Hey Internet! The plural of the word "anecdote" is not "evidence".


WHERE THE HELL IS MY LIKE BUTTON??????? :angry:

The Lurker

#127
April 30, 2015, 09:28:58 AM
@ChrisHallbeck

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Johnny Unusual

#128
May 01, 2015, 03:52:36 AM
That took me a second.  I like it!

Also, after a long twitter silence a pic from Stephen Colbert.  I don't know if there's a reason he's dressed like this and I don't care.

@StephenatHome

Darth Geek

#129
May 07, 2015, 08:31:51 PM
@neiltyson
If you removed all the arteries. veins, and capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die.

Johnny Unusual

#130
May 07, 2015, 10:43:07 PM
@MikeDrucker
One day the Internet shall tear us all apart and feast on our delicious flaws. Until then, cats.

Edward J Grug III

#131
May 19, 2015, 05:34:21 PM
FINE

Darth Geek

#132
May 22, 2015, 05:13:23 AM
Matt Oswalt  @puddinstrip
whenever I drive by one of those Taco Bell/Pizza Huts I always think it might be the Wonder Twins battling their arch enemy depression

Johnny Unusual

#133
May 22, 2015, 08:21:13 AM
@keithmcnally
I put on the It Follows score and walked through the suburbs tonight. I only lasted 10 minutes. That was scary as shit.

RVR II

#134
May 24, 2015, 03:34:10 PM
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