Tweeters Never Prosper

[The Lurker]

[Johnny Unusual]

"Uff. Those loaves & fishes ain't sittin' right."

[The Lurker]

@GWillowWilson

Ted Cruz was born in Canada to a Cuban father, yet I am seeing a distinct lack of birther outrage following his pres. candidacy announcement

[Johnny Unusual]

@ScottAukerman
"Everyone makes fun of Godfather III, but without it we wouldn't have all the great "they keep pulling me back in" jokes we make every day."

[Darth Geek]

@SarahKSilverman
"The science is not political. That's like repealing gravity because you gained 10 pounds last week." - @neiltyson
http://t.co/M0YsgKHGgZ

[Darth Geek]

@FrankConniff
If discriminating against people is part of your religion, then I'm sorry, no disrespect, but your religion fucking sucks.

[Johnny Unusual]

‏@DougBenson 
There's no way those traveling pants fit on all four of those girls.

[Johnny Unusual]

@ComicJimBruce
A great April fool's prank would be to not bother people.  That would be so hilarious.

[Edward J Grug III]

@ComicJimBruce
A great April fool's prank would be to not bother people.  That would be so hilarious.

I don't get it.

[Darth Geek]

@FrankConniff
Convicting Blackwater guards but not Bush & Cheney is like punishing Imperial Stormtroopers but not Palpatine & Darth Vader.

[Johnny Unusual]

‏@SCbchbum
Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.

[Darth Geek]

‏@SCbchbum
Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.

[Johnny Unusual]

@LizHackett 
Your hostage group will be 75% cranky old people with conspiracy theories about the ATM, but good luck with your bank robbery anyway.

[Darth Geek]

@theferocity

YOU DON'T GET A GOLD STAR FOR NOT BEING SEXIST OR RACIST AND IF YOU NEED ONE I HOPE THE STAR BURNS YOU.

[Edward J Grug III]

Gross:

http://www.avclub.com/article/disgraced-jeb-bush-aide-creates-app-delete-offensi-218338