Say something nice about the next poster...

[Hazzah]

AND Catwoman!!

The next poster gives $10 a week to charity even when they have to loan it from someone.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I get a thank-you letter from Guns for Tots every year, but that's not the point. It's just enough that I'm making kids happier.

The next poster leaves food out for the hordes of stray cats that wander his/her neighborhood even though the neighbors complain about the smell.

[Junkyard]

I recently found out that so-called "Man Eating Cats" don't actually need to eat men, so the smell has gotten better.

The next poster has found a perfect replacment for animal testing!

[Hazzah]

I call it: "Idiot Testing!"  and it's working wonders for Minnesota Vikings Fans!

HIGH FIVE!

The next poster can say 'hello' in every language known to man.

[Junkyard]

That and I can swear in any language. Those two skills get me through pretty much any situation.
"Je t'aime. Si je ne peux pas vous avoir, personne pas !"
"Bonjour, chienne !"

The next poster can wiggle his ears, as well as others'.

[Hazzah]

It's amazing what you can do if you put your mind to it.

The next poster can predict the weather in Bermuda.

[Junkyard]

Sunny for one half of the day, Dark for the other half.

The next poster makes Brad Pitt insecure when he wears a bathing suit.

[Hazzah]

I make everyone insecure when I wear a bathing suit.  I'm seriously considering getting that "Look at me and Perish" tattoo removed.

The next poster invented the flashlight.

[RobtheBarbarian]

It didn't really take off until the invention of the battery, though; originally it was powered by captured souls of men killed in battle.

The next poster was once a roadie for Black Sabbath.

[Junkyard]

I thought they were a Goth Christian Band.

The next poster can layer his voice.

[daltysmilth]

Hey, Adobe Audition isn't that hard to figure out.

The next poster inspired the Marx Brothers to make "A Night At The Opera".

[Hazzah]

It happen one time when we all went to the circus.

The next poster has won 88 Oscars.

[Junkyard]

Well, I guess being able to steal 88 Oscars from so many celebrities, some of which had intimidating home security, DOES make me a winner!

The next poster inspired Monty Python retroactively.

[AmazingThor]

It's a long story involving a time machine and big foot smashing the time machine.

The next poster was the model for tinker bell.

[Junkyard]

Yes, I'm a vengful, homicidal, and mute.

The next poster can run a mile.