Say something nice about the next poster...

[Hazzah]

I propose we have a thread wherein we say something nice (as a total prediction) about the person who is next to reply...


I say the next person....

has a heck of a nice rack.

[MisterRiffley]

actually, i'm just padded.

(you were just trying to find out who on this board has a nice rack, weren't you? you cagey mug, you!)

the next poster knows some tricks that got left out of the kama sutra.

[AmandaGal]

but I'm not sharing.  Keeping with the theme

The next person has buns of steel.

[mrbasehart]

I do squats.

The next poster...knows how much I love them.  From the photos of them that adorn my walls.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i keep telling him no one else thinks pot bellies are sexy but he wont listen

the next poster helped an old lady across the street once and thats more than most of us can say.

[Hebs]

actually I was blackmailing her into buying me a donut.

next poster:  volunteers at the orphanage every sunday

[Hazzah]

If by orphanage, you mean strip club...then yes, I do.

Next poster: cleans pets in the park for fun

[mrbasehart]

I collect ticks.  I have 42 so far!

The next person can lick their own ear. 

[Cibernético II]

I usually don't though. A wet cloth is better for cleaning prosthetics.


The next person doesn't know what to do with all that junk, all that junk inside their trunk.

[RobtheBarbarian]

My vehicle doesn't have a trunk actually, it has a bed, and I usually just take junk to the dump. I am proud that I have a vehicle capable of removing junk from people's living spaces.

The next person was the man behind Zorro's mask from 1985-89, and travelled Mexico championing the oppressed people.

[AmazingThor]

But he only did it for the delicious tamales the villagers would provide.

The next poster is one of three people who has slept with Chuck Norris and lived. The other two are Ghandi and Mother Theresa.

[mrbasehart]

It was the best foursome I ever had.  Gandhi has such a gentle touch.

The next poster has the largest tattoo in the world of  the largest ball of string in the world. And loves the irony.

[msmpls]

actually the ball of string is really a dahlia and it only takes up the side of my left thigh

the next poster bought me the pony I've desperately wanted since I was four years old.

[Hebs]

Sorry about the excessive pooping. 

The next poster said they'd donate their eyes to Stevie Wonder (all apologies to Ferris Beuller)

[AmazingThor]

Too bad I already had two glass eyes.
The next poster was the REAL inspiration for the movie 300 after he donned a red cape and leather thong and defeated several Persian children in a game of horse.