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Junkyard · May 23, 2007, 01:20:39 PM

But then I made the 40 or so films based on him, so....

The next poster can turn into a were-racoon and start flying when he eats mushrooms.

RobtheBarbarian · May 23, 2007, 01:24:14 PM

It takes mushrooms and a couple swigs of that blue stuff we keep under the sink for it to kick in, but it's awesome once it does.

The next person fashions little suits of body armor for dogs and other pets intended for use during earthquakes and air raids.

Junkyard · May 23, 2007, 01:31:07 PM

It's funny: The only people who buy my stuff terrify the crap out of me.

The next poster has a good personality.

daltysmilth · May 23, 2007, 01:51:07 PM

Thanks for noticing, you morons.

The next poster can shoot orange soda out of his eyes.

Junkyard · May 23, 2007, 02:08:48 PM

Don't drink it. It's not so much soda as a "byproduct."

The next poster learned diplomacy from the movie, "Scanners."

Hazzah · May 23, 2007, 06:00:11 PM

I'm considered a certefied diplomat in Zimbabwe!

The next poster can recite the entire soundtrack to West Side Story in Pig Latin.

Junkyard · May 23, 2007, 06:15:33 PM

Aria-May! I-yay ust-jay et-may a-yay irl-gay amed-nay Aria-May!

The next poster gave Kelly Clarkson voice lessons.

Hazzah · May 23, 2007, 07:04:46 PM

But she STILL refused to get a Tracioctomy! So she found someone else. *shrug* Haven't heard from her since.

The next poster can make a meannnnnn burrito!

Junkyard · May 23, 2007, 07:15:13 PM

Yeah. How does a burrito manage to make a shiv out of an avacodo, anyway?

The next poster was the insperation for Mickey in Sin City.

Hazzah · May 23, 2007, 07:33:24 PM

Better than Mickey Mouse, I always say.

The next poster was the inspiration for Mickey Rourke

Junkyard · May 23, 2007, 07:47:39 PM

So does that mean Mickey's mom was thinking about me while.... well, I'm off my food, now.

The next poster can open people's minds to elemental beauty.

Hazzah · May 23, 2007, 07:48:40 PM

Isn't Iron gorgeous?!

The next poster's farts smell just like dasies!

Junkyard · May 23, 2007, 07:57:21 PM

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?! Shloshinger's Disease is treatable if you catch it in the early daisy-fart stage!

The next poster can find anything on the internet in two clicks.

Hazzah · May 23, 2007, 08:02:06 PM

The fact that I keep saying to myself: "I'll just go to the whatever page 3 gives me" helps a lot.

The next poster can change a flat tire in under two minutes.

Junkyard · May 23, 2007, 08:04:48 PM

Being able to change a tire into a rabbit never helps things. Especially when I don't jack it up first. Poor Fluffy.

The next poster has thrown a shotput to the moon.

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