Say something nice about the next poster...

[Hazzah]

You should see the bruise on my brother's ass! it's HUGE!

The next poster buys flowers for the elderly.

[Junkyard]

I really should stop throwing flowers at the elderly, but it's such great sport!

The next poster makes me feel all funny inside.

[AmazingThor]

It's the truth serum I gave you! Now tell me where you hid the remote!

The next poster performed at Woodstock.

[Junkyard]

Rather, I cleaned up after Woodstock. Damn dirty hippies.

The next poster designed Superman and Batman's costumes.

[Hazzah]

I insisted on the nipples too!

The next poster wins the lottery weekly.

[J-Proof]

Unfortunately it's a cheese-lottery that only consists of gorgonzola but whatev' =)

Rumor has it that under the next poster's beard is not a chin but another fist....

[Hazzah]

It's true, it takes the enemies by complete surprise!!

The next poster once beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest.

[Junkyard]

But he managed to beat the crap out of me when he DID blink.

The next poster could easily win any election in this country.

[Hazzah]

When they're all rigged, it's easy.  But, I've been banned from runnig in any political office.

The next poster invented deoderant.

[Junkyard]

Yes, I went back in time and invented "rubbing arm pit with flowers."

The next poster always shares his feelings.

[Hazzah]

and my french fries, thank you!

The next poster wrote songs for Frank Sinatra, Madonna, and Donny Osmond.

[Junkyard]

LOOK, I SAID I WAS SORRY.

The next poster has written a series of insightful, balanced, and funny political cartoons that he hasn't shown anyone.

[daltysmilth]

I'm just not satisfied with the job I did on the cross-hatching is all.

The next poster was there for George Lucas after the fans stood up together and said "No!" to Jar-Jar Binks.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I was there for him, shaking my head ruefully and telling him that he deserved to feel like a jackass.

The next person is working on an invention that will make it rain gummy bears in impoverished nations.

[Junkyard]

Burning Gummie Bears! That'll teach em'!

The next poster makes a great cup of joe.