Say something nice about the next poster...

[Pak-Man]

Mmm. Lemon. :^)

The next poster can hold his breath for 10 minutes!

[Junkyard]

Actaually, after the first two, I can keep holding my breath forever.

The next poster is a master of Logic.

[AmazingThor]

I think, therefore I am the master of Logic.

The next poster plays a mean banjo.

[Junkyard]

Little bastard bit my finger last time i tried "Oh Suzanna."

The next poster can test a person's blood sugar by taste alone.

[Smoky]

That may be true.

The next poster made their own Crow T. Robot halloween costume last year and did the voice perfectly.

[Junkyard]

The trick was fitting my head into that Bowling Pin/Hokey mask ensemble.

The next poster can remix songs so expertly that he turned Avril Levine's "Girlfriend" into "Eleanor Rigby."

[Hebs]

The longest 384 hours of my life.

The next poster opted for the pleather sofa.

[AmazingThor]

What can I say, it was on sale.
The next poster sang backup for Gladys Knight and the Pips.

[Junkyard]

They said they liked "Backup," but that I should pobably stick with the history major.

The next poster can keep time in a bottle.

[Johnny Unusual]

Actually, that's thyme.  Also, Sage and Rosemary.

The next poster is an excellent juggler.

[Junkyard]

I'm juggling school, work, my personal life, and a flaming chainsaw.

The next poster has written fan fiction that got turned into a major motion picture.

[Hebs]

The studios loved the grim Robin Williams I'd envisioned in "Flubber 2 : The Reckoning"  (Soon to be Rifftrax)

The next poster calls Nana every Sunday.

[BobEvil]

Every Sunday and every other Wednesday!

The next poster has never told a lie. Ever.

[Junkyard]

That's a lie! (Or is it?)

The next poster scares Pat Robertson sensless.

[Hazzah]

Totally false, it's Rob Patterson!

The next poster donates toilet paper to the homeless.