Say something nice about the next poster...

[Oceaniclost]

(whispering) and I also strangled M Night Shamalyan

the next poster tells one fib in his truth

[Junkyard]

"I never fib!"

The next poster held his own against Godzilla for a full 5 seconds!

[AmazingThor]

That was the best game of chess I've ever played.
The next poster won an oscar for best short animated foreign film editing

[Junkyard]

At that point, I realized I'd been wasting my life.

The next poster can poke his skull out from his mouth.

[Nunyerbiz]

People constantly mistake me for Julia Roberts...

The next poster is looking a lot better since the hormone treatments took care of that nasty thyroid problem.

[AmazingThor]

Too bad it couldn't fix my broken heart 

The next poster has the largest Go-bots collection in the world.

[Hebs]

Ah yes.. and someday we will rise up and conquer!



The next poster gave a 20 to a homeless man, and didn't look for change in his cup.

[Junkyard]

But i did beat him up and take back the twenty.

The next poster has a secret super power.

[msmpls]

but I can't tell you what it is or I'd have to kill you.

the next poster wrangled all of the missing bees.

[Junkyard]

To e truthful, I elieve I missed a few.

The next poster commands an army of rats.

[Hazzah]

Actually, they're just small, furry turtles....don't ask.


The next poster has never fallen for the: "what's that on your shirt?" trick.

[Junkyard]

I did for the "You're pants are on fire! You'd better take them off!" trick, but I think we both ended up winners on that one.

The next poster has wished the 5 worst films ever made out of the fabric of space and time.

[mrbasehart]

Carrot Top's solo pornography epics were not meant for this universe.

The next poster can fit their little toe into their ear.

[Junkyard]

Sewing the toe back onto my foot is the hard part.

The next poster has his own tesserect.

[Hazzah]

I call him "Special Agent Johnson", not "tess"

The next poster can tips cows like nobody's business!