The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[Quantum Vagina]

Actually his gun is angled at about a 45º angle to the track.  So he's actually shooting at something off-picture.

Maybe he's trying to take out the roller coaster hating sniper on the ferris wheel.

Well let's just hope it's packed with more women...
and BTW... WHAT kinda carnival is full of bikini clad pageant models anyway???

Trump's inauguration?

HA HA!! Another reason to like the guy!!!!

Don't joke about that... T_T

[Johnny Unusual]

"No, Riddler, that's just a picture of Robin.  There's very little point in threatening it with a rock."

[Quirk]

Actually his gun is angled at about a 45º angle to the track.  So he's actually shooting at something off-picture.

But the redshirt dutifully dies anyway.

[Quirk]

Since this billboard went up, stopping vandals from replacing Robin's glass with a dick has become Batman's full time job.

[Johnny Unusual]

Say what you will, but Speed 3 looks like it will be better than Speed 2.

[The Lurker]

[Johnny Unusual]

If the Sistine Chapel was done by the people who do covers of OMNI.

[mojoplasma]

The matrix playing the "I'm not touching you" game with some poor dupe!!

[Darth Geek]

The birth of trolling.

[Johnny Unusual]

He's using one of those machetes made of ice so that he leaves no evidence.  Deal with it, guys who investigate the chopping of rope bridges!

[mojoplasma]

Formal on the left... wife-beater on the right... Here is a shirt that can be worn ANYWHERE you need to go in Mississippi.

[Johnny Unusual]

It's a smart look because now any potential assassin will aim straight for the shoes.  They're bulletproof.

[Henry88]

[Johnny Unusual]

"Back off, Dad, I can straighten my own damned tie."

[LucasM]

"Try some mouthwash - your breath smells like shit!"