The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[LucasM]

It's A Very Earth Vs. The Flying Saucers Christmas.

LIKE 

[Johnny Unusual]

Why do I feel his Carnac the Magnificent bits always end with 9/11.

[TheRealUncleDes]

Guiliani suddenly remembers how 9/11 saved his ass when his flagrant infidelity was about to make him a laughing stock.

[mojoplasma]

I just love Cyclops!! When puts his hand up... and he shoots those lasers from his eyes!!!
He's all like... BZZZT!!  BZZZT!
I could do that... they should let me play Cyclops!!!

[Quantum Vagina]

This record is the tits you guys!

[Johnny Unusual]

I can't tell if this is a three armed gibbon or three limbs of a giant spider crawling out of a tree.

[Henry88]

[mojoplasma]

And in true fisherman fasion he says to his buddies....
"Yea... but you should have seen the one that got away!"

[LucasM]

The reason he's behind his catch is because he caught it by noodling, and his right arm is still inside the thing.

[Quirk]

Horrified, Randy realizes he'll need to get excruciating Japanese arm extension surgery to exaggerate this catch to his friends.

[Quirk]

What IS this, like, an MP1?

[Quirk]

The Internet: Touch Yourself.

[Quirk]

Shoes from the Achilles' Bane Collection.

[Johnny Unusual]

"I'm gonna make the world's biggest Billy Bass."

[Henry88]