The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[Miku Fan]

Your fly's open....

[mojoplasma]

No... I...    I really mustn't... I'm a married man!! Please!!!

[The Lurker]

[Johnny Unusual]

Unfortunately, the thing behind the person who took this photo is much funnier but we'll never see what it is.

[mojoplasma]

Sound track, "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix.

[Johnny Unusual]

He wanted to show people because he thought it's phallic shape was funny, but couldn't remember if it was a stalagmite or a stalactite and then he got all embarrassed and just started hiding from others.

[mojoplasma]

Save to say that Kirk won the fight against the rock creature.

[RoninFox]

Sex toy technology unexpectedly regressed in the 23rd century.

[Johnny Unusual]

David Cronenberg's failed attempted return to body horror.

[mojoplasma]

Taaa Daaahh!!! Is THIS your ear?!?

[mojoplasma]

Saaaayyy... is that a snake on the table or are you just happy to see me???

[RoninFox]

Hey, you told me there would be fruit at the bottom of this yogurt cup...hey...get me out of this thing!

[Johnny Unusual]

*psst* No one tell her she forgot her web-shooters.

[Henry88]

glen beck's favorite way of getting around

[Johnny Unusual]

It's A Very Earth Vs. The Flying Saucers Christmas.