The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[AvestheFox]

Aye, my first post on these forums... I feel somehow special for coming here. And its great to see that Mike Nelson himself makes apearances here once every blue moon.

Also, I tip my hat to DisembAudio, even though I've only had a small sample of your work (I only have Road House downloaded) I think your future with good ol' Mike Nelson nearby looks really bright... even for a silly robot toaster (hey, have you ever seen that old animated film about a toaster that goes on this long journey with other household apliances? It's rather interesting, to the least...)

Anyway, to the main topic of this thread...

I decided to be the first to introduce this little forum game, originally called Photo Captions. Here's how it usually works:

I'll start off submitting a silly looking photo, the next person has to make a caption (or a riff, if you will) of that photo, and in turn has to submit his/her own photo for the next riff.

Usually, its played that the person who has the funniest riff is the person who has to submit the next photo... I say, however ya'll wanna play it is fine.. just as long as we get a good laugh out of it and have some fun!

Okay, let's get started...
First picture's a doozie:

[DeevFactor]

Costa Dillon stars in Attack of the Killer Gumdrops!

[chrisfabo]

Appearing nightly at the Arrakis Hilton....The Fabulous Flying Harkkerodens! With music by Freddy Mercurious!

[mrbasehart]

The hideous almagamation of the Teletubbies and O-Town reached it's inevitable conclusion...

[tardoid7]

OH MY GOD! The scrubbing bubbles have mutated and they're on the attack! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

[Tarantulas]

Midgets in turtle necks, or uncircumcised penises?  YOU DECIDE!

[Rube_Maroon]

"I'm gonna love you like you never had it before. It's gonna be sticky. Gooey. And a little mean. And then my four brothers are gonna take turns. It's a Bubble Boy Train and you're pulling lead engine."

[Tarantulas]

Thats disturbing.. and I thought mine was off center.. yesh...

ok.. take 2!

"These are the worst Uncle Festers impersonaters I have ever seen in my life"

[AvestheFox]

Aye! time for a new photo before this Boohbah thing gets too out of hand!

this next piece is from a kids film gone horribly wrong, labled Santa and the Icecream Bunny..

you can find out about this film here:http://www.agonybooth.com/santa_bunny/default.asp?Page=1

and now.. here's the image for your riffing pleasures:

[Tarantulas]

"Didn't they cancel 3rd Rock?"

"I guess Mrs. Garret did a guest spot on Land of the Giants at some point in her career"

"Gosh these outtakes from Night Trap are just terrible!"

"Mork - Calling Orson!"

"Listen here young lady, just because the bottle says DRINK ME, dosen't mean you should!"

- Ok, someone else play now.

[Rube_Maroon]

A young Margaret Thatcher debuts her new finger puppet show.

[ScottotD]

Grandma loves her new Cousin It Bratz doll.

[MoralThreat]

Ahhhhhhh Rosie O'Donnell is trying to eat me!!!!

[mrbasehart]

First there was Godzilla vs King Kong, then there was Aliens vs Predator; now witness the greatest battle of our age...TV's Frank vs Thumbelina!

[ScottotD]

They'll all laugh at you! tiny hairy girl.