The Photo Riff Thread (a.k.a. Photo Captions)

[AvestheFox]

next photo:

[MoralThreat]

The Force is strong with this one...

[Variety of Cells]

I wonder how Luke will take the news.  Will he forgive me for not being there for him?  I better get him a present.

[Tarantulas]

"Where are those transmissions you intercepted? What have you done with those plans?"

"Yub Yub"

"You'd tell me if I looked silly, right?"

[mrbasehart]

US Airport Customs go to extreme lengths...

[trickfred]

Hasbro Quality Control: Every new Tickle Me Elmo doll gets two test tickles and a healthy amount of the Dark Side embeddeded in it before leaving the factory.

[Joe Don Faker]

"Hey, he's got the last Tickle Me Elmo!"

"No, there is ... another"

[AvestheFox]

Good riffs so far, folks! Keep it up -_o

Here be photo# 4 .. and yes, that's Mr T... singing...
for more information, check out the agonizer on this video: http://www.agonybooth.com/mr_t/default.asp?Page=1

[Rube_Maroon]

Hey boy. HEY BOY! You looking mighty cute in them jeans. MMMM. Now come on over here and fuck me in the ass. Mmmm. Now don't come too fast or I'll crunch up my buttcheeks and rip your dick off!

/eddie

[Variety of Cells]

Ha ha, I've actually seen that movie.  Your captions can't compare to what he is actually singing.  "Mother, there is no other, like Mother.  So treat her right."  Mr. T also invents the word "absoludacris" in one of the skits. He's quite the wordsmith.

[mr.monkeypants]

Good riffs so far, folks! Keep it up -_o

Here be photo# 4 .. and yes, that's Mr T... singing...
for more information, check out the agonizer on this video: http://www.agonybooth.com/mr_t/default.asp?Page=1

"to all the fools I've pitied befooooore.."

[ScottotD]

Diana Ross finally had one facelift too many.

[Joe Don Faker]

No one knows what it's like
To be the baddest man
To be the saddest man
Behind a tiger eye

I'll beat you like a dog, Balboa, a dog, you hear?!!!!!

sha la la la shoop shoop

[WouTar]

I pity the fool who wears his sister's army shorts! ... Wait...

[mrbasehart]

The new A-Team certainly improved B.A.'s mood.