Tweeters Never Prosper

[The Lurker]

[Darth Geek]

No, I think Sarah Palin did.

[Johnny Unusual]

The feeling you get when you organize your Gameboy purse.

[Darth Geek]

@BillCorbett
"My opponent was mean to me, it's not fair!" whined the candidate for Leader of the Free World

[Darth Geek]

@JusticeBlaine
Antonin #Scalia requested cremation in his will, but millions of women will meet tomorrow to discuss if that's really best for his body.

[Johnny Unusual]

@jonahray
Want to feel old? Look in a mirror, you decrepit fuck!

[Johnny Unusual]

@seanbaby
My new favorite Golden Age superhero is The Raven. He screamed insane shit at you and beat you to death dick first.



He did have one weakness.




"Satan will be your uncle." - The Raven. Those are some terrifying words to die to.

[Darth Geek]

@Foywonder
GODS OF EGYPT (2016) Dir: Alex Proyas #OnePerfectShot

[Darth Geek]

@BetteMidler
The Oscars are today! You know, the awards show where Leonardo DiCaprio is "overdue" but black people can "wait till next year."

[The Lurker]

[Darth Geek]

@JElvisWeinstein
Fighting over "the soul of the Republican Party" is a lot like fighting over "the talent of the Kardashian family."

[Darth Geek]

@metasimpsons
I used to be with Simpsons, but then they changed what "Simpsons" was, and now what I'm with isn't Simpsons.

[Darth Geek]

@FuriousDShow
Stanley Kubrick was hired to fake the moon landing, but his perfectionism made them film it on location on the moon.

[The Lurker]

[Johnny Unusual]