Say something mean about the next poster.

[Johnny Unusual]

That seems like an honour more than anything.

The next poster has a face for radio.

[Scribblesense]

Yeah, but I have a voice for the newspaper.

The next poster does not believe in the power of love.

[AmazingThor]

But I do believe in the power of awkward sexual encounters


The next poster let their children grow up to be cowboys

[Starman!]

At least I didn't let them grow up to be assholes.

The next poster has 50 copies of Cop Out on Blu-Ray.

[Johnny Unusual]

That's 50 copies that 50 other people won't be burdened with.

[Scribblesense]

Err... umm, no, you're a bastard!

The next poster's goat doesn't love him.

[Invader_quirk]

This is honestly completely true. We have three and one of them attacks me.

The next poster can't even handle a little debate lol. He wastes his time listening to imbeciles force their opinions about movies on SHEEP.

[AmazingThor]

Yes, I troll the imdb boards. I'm not proud.


The next poster can't even form a complete sentence!

[Scribblesense]

How dare! Can accomplish the feat! Eggs on the brain? Ninny says!

The next poster is an aggressive jerk because they lack true strength.

[Johnny Unusual]

Which is, of course, steroids.

The next poster deserves a good whipping.

[AmazingThor]

My sex life is none of your darn business!


The next poster is into some really...dark...things

[Scribblesense]

What's a little goat sacrifice to the Great and Terrible Black God Jourxiphraxlllz, Defiler of Purity and Sourer of Grapes, between friends?

"The next poster believes anything if it is presented in quote form." - Martin Luther King, Jr

[Johnny Unusual]

What foresight!  You earned your day, sir!

The next poster is not a very good driver.

[Darth Geek]

Meow.

The next poster gives really bad tips to waiters.

[Invader_quirk]

For instance, I told a waiter at Olive Garden that some heelies and having a platter permanently welded to his hand would help him achieve maximum speed and efficiency. It was widely regarded as a very bad tip.

The next poster wears heelies and had a platter permanently welded to his hand.