Say something mean about the next poster.

[LordZordec]

The hairballs are terrible though.  HAAAACK!  HAAAACK!

The next poster is ignorant of ancient dentistry.

[AmazingThor]

I'm just confused as to why the laser makes a drilling sound...


The next poster is a hollow shell of their former self.

[Invader_quirk]

Sure, but I'm the ONLY ghost/bug type.


The next poster says "familiar" when they mean "similar".

[Johnny Unusual]

I also say it instead of kayak and vitriol, but that doesn't come up as much.

The next poster says something mean about the poster after that.

[Invader_quirk]

And about the witless, ring-tailed doofus above me.

The next poster hurls any pennies they receive as change at the first child they see.

[Sass]

Hey the kids love it   Better than flingin other stuff at the little creeps 

The next poster is Frank and Dr. Forrester's love child.

[Darth Geek]

Hey the kids love it   Better than flingin other stuff at the little creeps 

The next poster is Frank and Dr. Forrester's love child.

I was fed using the alien baby teething...dammit! *looks at script*

The next poster is a spammer.

[Invader_quirk]

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The next poster's pants are untidy.

[Darth Geek]

Well, they are now, after I watched some QUIPTRACKS.COM samples.

The next poster is a shameless shill.

[Sass]

That's not true!  I'm really excited about these $20 Rolexes!  Great value AND they tell time!

The next poster eyed my lemon drink.

[Doctor Who?]

No you got it all wrong I would never do something like that,really!  Now just let me stay in your drafty old house to avoid the air born toxin,please.

The next poster pisses off Liam Neeson every chance they get...

[Invader_quirk]

It's true! I do! Sadly, I've never gotten a chance, but...

The next poster thinks his post is going to be a laugh riot. Sure it will, dude. Sure it will.

[Lemming Howard]

Don't call me "dude."  And thanks everybody!  You're a great audience!


The next poster installs tiny flat-screen HD TV's in Bee hives so they stay home trying to pollinate Hi Definition flowers instead of our nation's crops!

[AmazingThor]

It's all part of my elaborate plan to confuse Mark Wahlberg's seventh grade science class.

The next poster didn't get that last reference.

[Starman!]

Sure I did! It's from The Fighter, right?

The next poster was nearly smashed to death by Liam Neeson's Cock. (Kinda NSFW)