Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[Sass]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

UPDATE: The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!

Contest will close at Noon on Monday 3/15.




Oh GOODY!  Pudding!

"Look Bella, that dress doesn't make you look fat!  I'm sorry I hesitated when you asked me that, but its been 73 years!  Can't you just let it go?"

[MontyServo]

As long as other people are using movie quotes:



"This is a drug... for the world... to give worms to ex-girlfriends."

[CrowTeeRobot]

I really hate these american made Mr. Bean episodes.

[CrowTeeRobot]

"They're right behind me, aren't they?"

If that's the case, then those are the sickest damned wheelchairs ever.

[chrismartindeed]

Prepubescent... um, okay... P-R-E-P-U-B-E-S...uh...C...

[chrismartindeed]

Objects In The Mirror Are Grosser Than They Appear.

[chrismartindeed]

It's the latest taste sensation in Europe.  I call it Zwack.

[chrismartindeed]

Ick. Serves you right for upgrading the magic mirror to Vista.

[chrismartindeed]

We're sorry, but hand farts do not qualify as musical talent. Next!

[chrismartindeed]

Oooo, pick me!  I don't need a bib to suck blood... unlike Blondie to my left.

[THE QUEEN!!!]

Guy In Middle: "Late is the hour in which this conjurer chooses to appear! Láthspell I name you. Ill news is an ill guest..."                  
Guy At Right: "Wrong movie franchise."
Guy At Left:  "I wondered why the dialogue suddenly improved...."

Oh, that's not even being fair. It's much more fun to compare one bad movie franchise with another. Do you compare the taste of 40-year-old wine to piss? Of course you don't! The result is gonna be obvious, but you do it anyway just so people will agree with you!

...sorry. I've been looking through too many LolCelebs at RoflRazzi that compared William Shakespeare to Stephanie Meyer where they should've been comparing her to R.L. Stine. It destroys me.

I only meant it to be funny, not political He just looked like Wormtongue to me, and that was the funniest way I could put it. So for your sanity and taste, feel free and cut out the third line.

[Chiliking20]

[/OK, what the freak is my mirror doing out here in forest?]

[Chiliking20]

[/Romper, bomper, stomper boo. Tell me, tell me, tell me, do. Magic Mirror, tell me today, have all my friends had fun at play?"]

[Chiliking20]

Lord of Darkness, please give me a better widows peak.

[Chiliking20]

At last, we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have revenge