Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[darkchashy]

Why you eyein' mah blood drink?

call it good, Stan put it in the can!!!

[TTYT]

"Oh, Edward - You always had so little promise!"


It took Edward a while to catch on to the fact that he was now trapped in a twisted fanfiction involving him and the Magic Mirror On The Wall...

[chobits1]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

UPDATE: The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!

Contest will close at Noon on Monday 3/15.


Who is my favorite sparkly vampire? Whossa good boy? Who wants a treat?

Stop looking into your own reflection,  do you want your soul sucked out? oh wait, you have no soul! MWAHAHAHAAH!!!!

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Top Chef: Volterra, Italy....."Edward, your blood pudding was pretentious and bland.  Please pack your fangs and go."

[D.B. Barnes]

Top Chef: Volterra, Italy....."Edward, your blood pudding was pretentious and bland.  Please pack your fangs and go."

[TTYT]

"Gentlemen...BEHOLD! I have created...CORN!"


"Actually, I'm not a vampire. I'm just Benjamin Button."

[mr.b.natural]

"The post Bush years have not been easy for Tony Blair."


"I'm sorry deary but I just don't understand your appeal at all."

[mr.b.natural]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

Seconded.

Thirded!

...there's no way I can top that. Well done, sir. 

Agreed.   

[Vfemmes]

http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/30/vlcsnap2010031210h58m09.png

Ohh, Hi Jacob.
Hi, Edward.
Welcome to San Francisco.
Don't worry about it.
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/3826/vlcsnap2010031210h51m48.png

"Did you find what you wanted in the looking glass Harry?"
"Yes, Nana, I found myself in another series of money making movies."

[SJP]

Haven't read through the 180+ responses to see if these have been done already, but I'll give it a shot.


1. Are you coming to my John Cusack lookalike party?  It will be EVER so much fun!

2. Don't mind those other two douchebags.  I'M the real king here!


1. Oh, you don't like a day over Fried Green Tomatoes!

2. I'd kiss you, but your doppleganger might get a little jealous.

3. See?  I don't cast a reflection, so, technically, it's not cheating.

[SIRHAMHAT]

"Oh goody!  Mom is going to drive us to Hot Topic, guys!"

[SIRHAMHAT]

Amy Winehouse looks terrible in her new video.

[SIRHAMHAT]

"I really hope my friends enjoy their new dreamcatcher chairs."

[SIRHAMHAT]

Granny begs Edward to look in the mirror, so he can finally realize his real purpose in life is to appear on Tool Academy 4.

[SIRHAMHAT]

Desperate for human blood, Edward is forced to hit on old broads at The Antique Roadshow...