Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[Conor]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

UPDATE: The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!

Contest will close at Noon on Monday 3/15.

[RVR II]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

No

[ManUnderMask]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

Their popularity waning, The Jonas Brothers decide to reinvent themselves.

[gbeenie]

"I love what you've done with your room, Grandma. It really opens up the space."

[gbeenie]

"A Red Ryder BB gun!"

[MaximusPaynicus]

"Does the title rhyme with Skylight: Blue Goon?"

Ah, yes, the Sky Captain / Avatar / Twilight crossover. Blue, 30's-era, vampire aliens.

And with that, you've just described the worst thing ever. Well done, sir. 

[jessilyn413]

"A Red Ryder BB gun!"

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

[gbeenie]

"Here in my car
I feel safest of all..."

[Compound]

Look, I know you're unaging vampires, but you just have to accept that even if you do wait forever, mullets are never going to come back into style.

alt:
Mullets. For that "Party in the back, rip out your throat with my canines in the front" look.





After striking out with Bella, Edward decided to hook up his his old flame from that ocean voyage, Rose.

Alt:
Little did Anthony realize that Edward actually kinda liked being sent to the wildflower field.

[Wesley Stamper]

Did someone say Appletinis?!

[Young_Nastyman]

Did someone say Appletinis?!

Que

fixed

[gbeenie]

Did someone say Appletinis?!

No.

1

[Darth Geek]

Through the looking glass sparkly.

[Darth Geek]

I told you Robert Pattinson had no screen presence.

[Young_Nastyman]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"



"What do you mean you're not 18?!?!"