Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[Ninjew]

Dana Carvey stars in "Harry Potter and the Master of Disguise"!




"My secret? Moisturizer. Seriously!  Maybe a beauty mask overnight now and then, but you'd be amazed how a little dab of moisturizer every day will do wonders to take years off!"

[Darth Geek]

Last night I had a vision. Silhouettes of a guy and two robots were making fun of us...


This mirror shows her the most desperate wish of her heart. To not be with Robert Pattinson.

[SIRHAMHAT]

"If I could just fart I'd feel so much better...  But those two busy-bodies would see my poot sparkles..."

[gbeenie]

Looks like Harry Potter Syndrome strikes again! They better get the rest of these movies made; Kristen Stewart isn't getting any younger.

[PlayMSTie]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

UPDATE: The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!

Contest will close at Noon on Monday 3/15.

Brain Guy and Legolas quickly grew bored with being vampires, but Cher found it a total kick.

[Frank_J]

Old laaaaaady.

[gracie_musica]

Can I have Jacob's number? Pretty, pretty please?

[gbeenie]

"Where was the *Kaboom*? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering *Kaboom*!"

[WhackyWookiee]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?




Someones making POPCORN!!

[kodiakthejuggler]

My Sookie Stackhouse calendar has finally arrived!!


No, I'm NOT going off to fight Doctor Octopus. I keep telling you you're in a VAMPIRE movie!

[TTYT]

(in the background) Young Lucius Malfoy is not amused!


Schnappi?


...Schnappi?

[Darth Geek]

[old lady voice] Well, when I was in the theater in the 30s I knew lots of boys who wore glitter. But even then they didn't look half a gay as you. [/old lady voice]

[kodiakthejuggler]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

Seconded.

Thirded!

[PlayMSTie]

"I like you, Maude."
"I like you, Harold."

[Darth Geek]

He had better be careful. That old lady is going to gum him.