Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[Piobman]

Anybody want to caption images from New Moon while you wait?

UPDATE: The THREE funniest captions will win certificates for free 'trax!

Contest will close at Noon on Monday 3/15.



Is that a wooden stake in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Don't worry sonny... lots of vampires sparkle prematurely.

[JWhite]

Welcome to the The Church of Albino Sparkly Douchebags of Latter-day Saints!



Seems after ol' Uncle Ben went six feet under Aunt May stepped up her game!

[appman]

"FABIO!  OMG"



"Eh... once you go vamp, you never go gramps.... again"

[k1]

Is it top 3 per picture or just top 3 total?

[ScottotD]

Don't our dreamcatcher headrests look simply marvellous!?

[Hor-RIFF-ic Productions]

The one behind me on the right is squeaking one out isn't he?

May I pull your finger Granny?

[ScottotD]

Well, you're still hotter than any woman most people who bitch about me will ever get.

[SIRHAMHAT]

"Team Edward...  Team Jacob...  What about Team ME?!"

[Darth Geek]

So these are the "shiny happy people"? Color me unimpressed.

[k1]

Mirror mirror in the grass... why am I such a sparkly femmy ass?

or

You think you're sparkly Edward? Ever heard of vajazzling? Check this out!

[Sharktopus]

You think you're sparkly Edward? Ever heard of vajazzling? Check this out!

[SIRHAMHAT]

I don't really care for the new emo Three Stooges...

[RizzIUP]

"Dumbledore's coming over! He has a surprise for me!"




And the Ed Cullen stare ages his new bride 40 years

[appman]

What isn't so obvious is that the chip n dale men  were sent with garlic breath and garlic farts as the perfect ploy.





You're embarrassing me in front of the mirror, mom!



Such a good mother, escorting her dateless son to the prom!

[Johnny Unusual]

Paul Reubens IS Tommy Wiseau




Suffering from a mix of pride that prevents him from asking for help and nearsightedness, Edward proposes to the wrong woman yet again.