Caption contest: NEW MOON!

[NRRork]

"Berries and cream! Berries and cream!"

[appman]

welcome, your gaynessness

The council of sparkliness has spoken!



I'm supposed to meet you here from craigslist- casual encounters, women seeking vamps

[VZG]

"Edward, I am beginning to doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."



"Being a little optimistic about how you're gonna look after after fifty, aren't you, Bella?"

[gojikranz]

I woke up this morning feeling like p diddy




my real torment is not being able to see my sexy reflection.

[appman]

"thanks for doing my laundry mom, I'll never bite you again"

"ohhh- I made some delicious type AB cobblers- they're in the  fridge! Be sure to save some for your sparkly homo-ass friends!"

[appman]

"You're not really firemen!..... oh thank you sweet jesus"

[appman]

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Not a bad site to come out of the closet in front of your mother

[TTYT]

Data's emotions chip goes beserk again, culminating in a bizarre standoff on the Holodeck...


"Um...Why are we in a sylvan glen?"

[anais.jude]

Why you eyein' mah blood drink?

My Fave!

[BEMaven]

Dammit, boy! I look like an old witch in that reflection!  Why the hell did you get me a magic mirror with High Definition?

[TTYT]

"THIS! IS! SPARKLY!!!!!"


"The mirror's a portkey, Rose. Are you ready to go back to Titanic again?"

[ManUnderMask]

JJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ManUnderMask]

The look of a Twilight actor when they realize that yes, they are indeed actually filming this.
OR
"Oh, you are to us as an amoeba is to you for we are The Observers and we have evolved beyond language."
OR
"I feel a disturbance... as if a million monkeys cried out and were suddenly silenced."

[BEMaven]

BILL CORBETT: Will you just sit down, PeeWee? MIKE NELSON: Yeah... siddown, you jerk! We can't see the movie!

[Darth Geek]

Data's emotions chip goes beserk again, culminating in a bizarre standoff on the Holodeck...