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Iron Man (2008)

Started by Sharktopus, April 11, 2007, 11:06:24 PM

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Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Men In Black was a superhero movie?

All I know is - and I'll probably get crap for this - I'm really appreciating Michael Keaton more and more.   ;)

bratpop

I know. Val Kilmer was a terrible Iron Man.

DarthChimay

However, Paul Lynde as Two Face... genius.


Rude

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One of the first new shots from Iron Man 2. It's so generic that it might as well have been a deleted scene from the first movie or something. But i bet if we all try hard enough, we can come up with some totally awesome explanation for what's happening here.

I'm gonna' say that Tony Stark is creating a super-techno-spy device, and he intends on secretly sending it to some super-villian disguised as a cigar box. And also, he's sad because someone scratched up his sweet, green-tinted piece of plate glass.

And yeah, i'm totally available to write Iron Man 3.

-Rude
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3

Courtney

I think he's realizing that he's in love with me and is about to chase me through an airport before I leave him forever for art school in Paris or something.

I'm available to write Iron Man 4: She's All That 2.



Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Courtney on May 01, 2009, 11:52:07 AM
I'm available to write Iron Man 4: She's All That 2.

With RDJ involved wouldn't it be more like Not Another Teen Movie: 2?  :D

Rude

Quote from: Courtney
I think he's realizing that he's in love with me and is about to chase me through an airport before I leave him forever for art school in Paris or something.

That's pretty good. So we're catching him here as earlier scenes from the movie flash across the screen, recounting your love affair? I can already imagine some Simple Minds song swelling up under the scene.

What finally made him realize his love for you? The antique box that you gave him as a present, or the book of poems on his desk?

-Rude
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

Quote from: Rude on May 01, 2009, 01:14:14 PM
I can already imagine some Simple Minds song swelling up under the scene.

There's more than one?   ;)

Rude

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning DuckThere's more than one?   ;)

Ha! Okay, you're right... i should've just come out and said it:

"...as "Don't You Forget About Me" begins to play."  :D

-Rude
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3

Courtney

Quote from: Rude on May 01, 2009, 01:14:14 PM
What finally made him realize his love for you? The antique box that you gave him as a present, or the book of poems on his desk?

Haven't decided yet, but his realization will be interspersed with a montage of clips featuring me smiling and being generally loveable just before he runs out the door as the song crescendos.



a pretty girl is like

It looks like he's stalking someone with GoogleEarth.
I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

a pretty girl is like

I'm all out for kicks...and every inch of me spells EXCITEMENT!

Crow T. Robot 666

This picture says only four words instead of the usual thousand.  However those four words are, This movie's gonna suck.

Darth Geek


The first thing that comes to mind for me is that this seems like what they would give a female character. You know, their suits always show off more skin than the guys' costumes.
Ultimately, I have faith in Favreau because of his other work and how good the first one was. Could this be a clusterf%^$ of epic proportions? Sure. It's happened before (lots of times). But I'll have to see a lot more than one photo. This isn't 'nipples on the batsuit', this is 'that's ... different. Maybe they are doing something unique with this villain? Maybe?'


Zandrax

I have no problem with any of the pics. Tony still lives/works in the same places, why would everything be radically different?

As for Randy The Whiplash, that looks like a very early pic. He's still wearing his prison uniform, so it's probably before he gets his own full armor suit.

We just need to see Scarlett Johansson in the skintight leather to make sure the character's integrity is left intact.