Favorite... 'LINE!'

[RVR II]

Line... Line... LINE!

[oksoda]

Dad sitting across from Mopey the Vampire

"So... your as gay as all hell aren't ya?"

[FBX]

I'm still trying to get that - is that the actor saying "line?" as in they don't know what their line is, or is that someone off-camera saying "line..." as in "c'mon say your line"

[Raven]

I'm still trying to get that - is that the actor saying "line?" as in they don't know what their line is, or is that someone off-camera saying "line..." as in "c'mon say your line"

The first one.

[Queen Shadowrama]

Kevin's song during the piano scene. That had me in tears and unable to freaking breathe!

*dreamily wishes I could get a guy who wants to suck out my marrow and make sandwiches out of my brains...* 

[Kenotic]

I'm Hapro!

[OmegaR!]

Head... Google, now!

[PlayMSTie]

"A peewee football team wouldn't take this long to score!"

*SNORE* (just before the kiss)

"Llllllladies!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, the author of the Twilight series, Filth E. Rich."

"I'm Harpo."

"The cameraman is being chased by a badger."

"Nobody Forks with the chief of police."

"My family is confused or stupid."

What was that ditty someone started humming on their first run through the woods? Sounded like video game music. Whatever it was, I literally laughed till I cried. Also at that "Road Runner" song when Edward was jumping around in the woods.

When Mike said something like "So, his murders aren't a problem . . .?" I wanted to yell "AMEN, BROTHER!"

[FBX]

That was the chicken dance song. I laughed at that part too, it was fitting.

[Kenotic]

One of times Edward was bouncing around they were doing "Yakkety Sax" -- probably best known when used by Benny Hill in a high-speed chase scene.

Good point of reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spz8_rpE0e0

[FBX]

on second thought maybe it wasn't "chicken dance"... hmmm...

[drazmod]

I can FINALLY return Twilight to Netflix after watching 2 iRiffs and then finally the official one. A teary-eyed pre-teen somewhere was missing it.

My favorite line:

Bella: "Did you get new contacts" (vampiric eye-color changing)
KevinMurphy: "Nah I just burst a capillary on the can."

Haha!

[Lovye]

As well as a periphreal character with head trauma who can WAIT HIS DAMN TURN!

*HISS!!!*  I mean, Hi Bella!

The "HEAD" bit of the field trip.

Sit down, have some plaid.

(Holding Apple)  A-ha!  I'm gay!

[The Breast Council Scene]

WHERE IS SHE GOING?!!!

Oh, he EATS alright!

No, no, you can read it, there just isn't anything.

When we met??!

Oh, he bites!

Oh, no, no, an elf

I'M HARPO!

He's got a vampire chubby.

Are you using garlic?

I'm also part Santa Clause.

That's one powerful boner!

I'm super incredicelebate!

But then he'll be in Heaven with Buttcrack Santa.

Well, nothing's happened so far.

Sexual tension between these guys is off the CHARTS!

Ah, family.  Sexy family.

[The part(s) where Bill (and Mike) wasn't (weren't) finishing the sentences.]

...I also rather liked the tie in's with Top Gun and Point Break.

[Darth Geek]

He died? How?
Animal attack.
- They're questioning Dr. Teeth right now.

[PlayMSTie]

Oh yeah, I loved that one too.