Favorite... 'LINE!'

[THE QUEEN!!!]

I liked the lines they said during the 'date' in the woods.  Telling all the girls listening that no man would want to lie down and stare...ever.

I personally enjoy doing that, even on my own.... but then again, I am not from this planet.

You blew your cover, and now mine! Our mission is ruined!

[Rattrap007]

Peewee football team taking less time to score...

Benny Hill music run through woods.

*Edward flys backwards off Bella*
One powerful boner there!

[Scorpy]

Bella seems pretty nonchalant about her truck driving itself.

And why is Rick James standing behind him?

Ah ha!  I'm gay.

"Animal attack."  "We're questioning Dr. Teeth right now."

That is one powerful boner!

Everything is gonna be all right.  Rockaby.

[Misty]

"HEAD! GOOGLE!"

I don't why but that cracks me up every time 

[THE QUEEN!!!]

"HEAD! GOOGLE!"

I don't why but that cracks me up every time 

That one took me several viewings before I got it. I think because Mike Myers pronounces "head" more like "heed" and Mike Nelson pronounced it like "head."

[MSTJedi]

"HEAD! GOOGLE!"

I don't why but that cracks me up every time 

That one took me several viewings before I got it. I think because Mike Myers pronounces "head" more like "heed" and Mike Nelson pronounced it like "head."

"HEED! PANTS! NOW!"

"That boy's head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts."

Ah, back when Mike Meyers' Scottish accent wasn't totally played out . . .

[starfighter]

The special price for the two Twilight riffs finally got me to Netflix the movies after I finished watching season 2 of True Blood last week.

favorite line not already mentioned was Kevin's "something lifted from Smallville" when Eddie stops the van from smashing Bella.  When I saw that over and over when the movie was first being advertised, I started wondering if Stephanie Meyer was inspired by the tv series.

How many times has Edward repeated his junior year?  I know they have the display of graduations at home but are they all from Forks? There are so many things that make no damn sense in this movie.

[gizmonik]

It's Fairport Convention! They're going to kill them with Celtic rock!

[Curly55]

"Say no more...wait...say a little more."

[Trekker4747]

"High school girls discussing wang sizes. We've officially hit rock bottom, gentlemen."

[Mortalwar]

That bit with Jasper at the beginning: First the diseased blankets, now this!?

And also that bit at the end: It's Stephanie Meyer, she's not happy with how this production turned out... Oh, God, she's got a sniper rifle!

[BathTub]

A lot of great lines. One I missed the first time around

He needs to suck the venom out...

...They should have done that with Spider-Man 3.