Favorite lines?

[LBeria]

Last night the family and I did a Star Wars RiffTrax marathon of Episodes I-IV (yes...I know....I have no life).  It was the first time any of us saw the Episode IV (the ORIGINAL Star Wars kiddos!) RiffTrax.  The lines mentioned earlier were all excellent!

*blast doors close* -- OW!! My foot!

The comments about Leia's fake accent & loss thereof....

"Okay guys, into the Slave Leia costumes.  Two of you will have to share."

"Hey Jethro!  We could dun put this up on blocks outside your mammy's trailer!

I'll think of more later when i catch my breath....

[TeamRAD]

"I wasn't reading Popular Mechanics with my pants off!"

"Bea Arthur's gonna be cheesed!"

Those were my two favorites.

[Thrifty]

"Do they frequently melt robots at the spice mines?"

"Schnappi has really let himself go."

"Ask if they have a ladder so I can get out of this pit."

(In Mos Isley Cantina) "So it's like Chuck E Cheese but with better pizza."

"No I don't know where your squeaky toy is!"

"Cloverfield monster takes gorilla lizard, and pterodactyl is in check."

"Dinsdale?  Dinsdale!"

"Porkins?  The fat guy's name is Porkins?"

[Invisible NanoGhost]

"Uh sir, Blasting the pod is an automated procedure", "Nah", "It literally requires no effort", "Eh, I don't feel like it", "But you're pressing manual override, you're expending energy to stop the guns from firing!", "Yeah, ain't that something?"

"Ah, Genius!  Thwarting Darth Vadar by sending the plans to a planet covered with sand!"

Storm troopers on the lizards looking for the robots in the desert:  "Why do we need these spears?"

"Oh, yeah, planet destruction is nothing compared to ... you know, moving junk around with your mind"

Luke, seeing his uncle's farm has been destroyed, "I'll miss them.  I'll never mention or think of them again but, ... they will be missed."

Commenting on the stormtroopers chasing and shooting at the good guys on the Death Star:  "You could actually punch them from that distance, how can you miss?"

`` "I got a little cooked, but I'm OK" is the title of Dennis Hooper's biography''

[bratpop]

Storm troopers on the lizards looking for the robots in the desert:  "Why do we need these spears?"

Pfft, that's not funny. That's just ignorant. You'd have to be a total nerfherder not to know those are dewback prods. Haha, Rifftrax is so stupid.

[Indomitus]

Storm troopers on the lizards looking for the robots in the desert:  "Why do we need these spears?"

Pfft, that's not funny. That's just ignorant. You'd have to be a total nerfherder not to know those are dewback prods. Haha, Rifftrax is so stupid.

I thought they were rectal thermometers.  You know, in case the things get sick.

[Gran]

Mike's line, when Vader is choking Admiral Motti^* in the conference room:

"Arghhh... I told them no peanuts... that's it, we're not ordering from Thai Town again!"

Sick, and really funny.  Right up there with Last Clear Chance's "would you please identify this bucket full of your brother?".



^{* I didn't know he had a name until I looked it up just now.}

[Zandrax]

Storm troopers on the lizards looking for the robots in the desert:  "Why do we need these spears?"

Pfft, that's not funny. That's just ignorant. You'd have to be a total nerfherder not to know those are dewback prods. Haha, Rifftrax is so stupid.

Yeah, or that 3PO doesn't say "We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessell... smashed into who knows what...", he says "We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessell OR smashed into who knows what...."

Silly Rifftrax...

[Piobman]

I was rolling when they broke into the Chewy growls at the end of the movie. Most I've ever laughed at the end of rifftrax since roadhouse!

[excalibear]

"My Knuckle Smells Funny"

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

all the stuff with Vader, because deep down inside that suit he's still Anakin

[Darth Geek]

"SCTV is on the air!"

Is the "We can eat the garbage" line from when they are in the garbage compactor a reference to Private Eyes with Tim Conway and Don Knotts?

Also, I was hoping for a riff making fun of the old guy in the command room during the end battle with the Martin Van Buren sideburns.

Since Bill was so insulting of the Planet of the Apes, I was hoping Kevin was going to be insulted by it.
Bill:  "...that STUPID Planet of the Apes"
Kevin: "but that was ...HAY!"

Were there any Space Mutiny references? I didn't notice any.

[gorngonewild]

"Allow me to gesture after I have finished my sentence"

The finger wiggle always freaked me out.  Did no one catch this?  Ok,maybe on the original but Lucas went through it again and tweaked everything in sight and yet...... there is the finger wiggle after the sentence is finished.

[Nunyerbiz]

I'm never good at remembering specific lines... but the Phil Spector reference was brilliant and all the callbacks to the holiday special were good too.

Oh yea, I remember laughing out loud early on at this one: Please tell everyone that my last words were better than "set for stun"

and the aforementioned "Popular Mechanics" riff was great too.

and "now he has to swing with a chubby"

[batch]

quit following me, carl, you albino freak!

i've watched that part at least 10 times already.