Favorite lines?

[Rattrap007]

Dear god this was a great riff!

"the bleached white bones of Falkor.."

Love the Jawa/Jabba the Hutt bit

Wookiepedia and obscure character names parts.

[oksoda]

After Greedo shoots first... "There you have it. The foulest cinematic abortion in history."

[Doc Steve]

After Kenobi explains how the Force can be used to manipulate the weak-minded...

Luke:  Hey!  You haven't been using that on me, have you? 

[RobtheBarbarian]

I loved the line in the beginning about the Stormtroopers having no idea how to react to them winning a fight against the good guys.

[Ortega]

Kevin's Dalek reference...

And Bill's little slam to the purists...

"How are you watching this if you vowed to throw this version out and just keep the theatrical edition?"

[bratpop]

"but it's a whole NOTHER year!"
"IRREGARDLESS of that..."

"I wasn't reading Popular Mechanics with my pants off!"

"I can't abide Jawas."
"Let's kill them and burn their corpses!"

"Bea Arthur's gonna be cheesed!"

"Poggle the Lesser would know that."

[Indomitus]

I was rolling with their Stormtrooper variation on the classic marching cadence:
"Our pants are plastic, our helmets are tight, our balls are swinging from left to right."

plenty of other lines, but that one just hit me out of nowhere.

"How are you watching this if you vowed to throw this version out and just keep the theatrical edition?"

And, pathetic as it is, I found myself answering his question out loud.  I'm a purist and a completist.  I have all the versions of the 3 original movies.  I hung my head pretty low after that one.

[ManUnderMask]

How did my father die? Without dignity.

I couldn't stop laughing at that one.

Oh, and lest we forget: "PORKINS!"

[Wiseblood]

"If he could still fly like he could a few years ago that'd be a different story"

[Zandrax]

"Luuuke? Could you bring me a ladder so I can get out of this pit?!"

Also Jabba fart/poop jokes will never get old.

[Crowmeus]

Im pleasantly surprised there was a reference to The Clone Wars movie. (Jabba needing to get to "Stinky's" recital.)

[MST3Kgirl]

bill- *sigh* wootini

"i need to find some boots to go with my new kicky white belt"

"next have him give us his sweet orange shoulder pad"

the ladder out of the pit that someone else mentioned....and the bea arthur joke...priceless.

[Pak-Man]

This day will be known as Saint Porkins' Day!

[PsypherPunk]

"I stood next to your mother while she died." 

[Zandrax]

When the Jawas were carrying R2

"All in favor of worshiping it as our God?....

...and all in favor of taking it apart and hitting ti with a hammer?..."