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Favorite lines?

Started by Rattrap007, December 30, 2008, 06:45:55 PM

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NRRork

Riff: [as 3-PO] "Oh, I wish that stupid kid had never made me! I wonder what he's up to these days. Probably works as a mechanic, knocked up some girl, and only feels alive when he's racing in the streets. Oh my, I've just written a Bruce Springsteen song!"
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?

PlayMSTie

"I can't shake the feeling that I'm being followed." Cracks me up every time I think of it. I love it when they use a riff to create a sight gag.

C3PO's "oil can."

This riff is WAY better than I expected -- I'd probably put it in my top ten. I nearly choked to death a couple of times, and that's always a good sign. Only thing I didn't care for is when they started bellyaching about how horrible the movie is, because let's face it, it's really not -- especially compared to some of the dreck they've riffed. So that part seemed a bit over the top. But everything else was great!  :clap:
"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

Bring back Bridget!

Lsnake

"I wasn't reading popular mechanics with my pants off!" (Followed by CLASSIC Rifftrax laughter, cracks me up just as much as the actual line)
"And they spring into action on their slumbering..slothlike...beast. Wanna get off and walk Jerry?"
"Shut up Luke, I'm bargaining for the probinator"
"Uncle Owen staggers home.."

LordMcGuffin

You know, around the time the stormtroopers are loading the box of.... whatever, onto the Falcon.  That was a PERFECT time for a companion cube joke.  But I guess they used they're "One Free Portal Reference" card in Spiderman 2 rofl

TigerofRobare

My favorite line: Obi-Wan: Vader was seduced by the Dark Side of the Force/But enough about Ron Paul.

What's ROTJ going to be? You Rebel scum/We just want you to vote Ron Paul.

I mean seriously, what's with the Ron Paul stuff?  R2 has to be worth a Kucinich joke.

By the way, stormtrooper marksmanship: they really are good.  In ANH and ESB they've always been under orders to allow the Rebels to escape--or does the utter fiasco for the Rebellion that was the Battle of Hoth not count?  In ROTJ Imperial ground forces are firmly in charge until the Ewoks swarm them--and even then Our Heroes are losing until Chewbacca takes control of the AT-ST walker and the Imperials pursue the teddy bears into the woods instead of staying at the base and protecting the shield generator from the Rebels. 

Danecho1967

It's good to see that Kevin Murphy still has my favorite lines.  I miss old Tom Servo...

So my two favorites are "I wasn't reading popular mechanics with my pants down!"

and

"Exterminate!"  Ah, a Doctor Who reference.  I love these guys. (Dearly, not queerly.)

BathTub

Time to put on some BTO and save the lay-day.