Weird Houses

[The Lurker]

Behold this New Jersey monstrosity... https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Behold this New Jersey monstrosity... https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1-Rivers-Edge-Dr-Colts-Neck-NJ-07722/39230937_zpid/

Well, I guess if someone can afford the 2+ million price tag they could afford to spend another few hundred thousand to change the awful colors of the marble and porcelain.

[Pak-Man]

I'm pretty sure that house is actually a holiday-themed hidden object game.

[The Lurker]

Ever wanted to own a home that looks like the front of an AT-AT with headphones...
https://www.redfin.com/OR/Portland/205-NW-Royal-Blvd-97210/home/167272483

[The Lurker]

Another somewhat deceptive house... https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/43-Courthouse-Dr-Guildhall-VT-05905/193818039_zpid/

[The Lurker]

So the Lizzie Borden house is for sale...

[The Lurker]

And now for this Tudor-style mansion (yes, that is indeed a doctor's scale in the bathroom)...https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/510-Saint-Andrews-Rd_Statesville_NC_28625_M60429-65699

[The Lurker]

So much carpet... https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2112-Parkland-Dr-Fort-Wayne-IN-46825/73166745_zpid/?mmlb=g,0

[RVR II]

Here's a pic of the monstrosity being built behind my house..

It's so large I can't fit it's entirety on my camera view! It's twice the size of my house being built on a lot half the size of mine.
Been dealing with some construction debris falling into my yard and now I've got roof debris to deal with from shingles being installed yesterday
No idea how the city approved construction of such a large house on such a small lot when there are no other 2 story houses on my block
The builder says he's pushing for $400K sale price when completed.
The privacy I've had in my backyard for the last 25 years is pretty much gone now so I'm looking into some privacy pine trees to block as much of their view of my yard as possible..
Sure this will increase the value of my property substantially but I'm not looking to sell and this is what I have to stare at in my backyard for the rest of my days

[The Lurker]

And now for a regular looking house with a surprise twist...
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3695-Primrose-Rd-South-Lake-Tahoe-CA-96150/195374618_zpid/

[Cyrusso]

A friend of mine showed a home on Facebook that's filled to the brim with creepy fucking mannequins... nope, not even one looks remotely like Kim Cattrall.

[The Lurker]

Meanwhile in Stroudsburg, PA...


And now for the listing: https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1596-Penn-Forest-Ln_Stroudsburg_PA_18360_M45316-11470

[MartyS (Gromit)]

That's taking the open floor plan concept a bit too far.

It is also a home that would be deadly to go to bed drunk in.

This place would never pass inspection in my town, every stair and any ledge more than about a foot or 2 high has to have a railing.  I have to have a railing on the stairs going from outside into my basement for crying out loud...

Meanwhile in Stroudsburg, PA...


And now for the listing: https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1596-Penn-Forest-Ln_Stroudsburg_PA_18360_M45316-11470

[Darth Geek]

Meanwhile in Stroudsburg, PA...


And now for the listing: https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1596-Penn-Forest-Ln_Stroudsburg_PA_18360_M45316-11470

After the Death Star blew up the second time the Engineer couldn't get a job so he had to turn to Architecture.

[The Lurker]

Aggressively Texas
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/616-E-Wall-St-Grapevine-TX-76051/97743912_zpid/