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Started by The Lurker, July 30, 2019, 11:30:28 AM

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ihavemyreasons

Quote from: The Lurker on August 11, 2019, 01:56:14 PM
On another installment of Weird Houses, this eyesore...
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/450-W-Grixdale_Detroit_MI_48203_M37779-89409

Man, the design choices are all over the place with that one. Annoyingly tacly all white everything living room, lime green kitchen, some 70s paneling looking living areas, to I don't know what bedrooms. Outside looks like a funeral home and then you get pictures of some indoor area that looks like a touristy roadside attraction museum of some kind. Baffling and something I couldn't come up with if I was intentionally trying to design and decorate poorly.

Darth Geek

Quote from: The Lurker on August 11, 2019, 01:56:14 PM
On another installment of Weird Houses, this eyesore...
https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/450-W-Grixdale_Detroit_MI_48203_M37779-89409
Jesus Tapdancing Christ! It looks like if The Golden Girls became Bond villains!



MartyS (Gromit)

Well, that one would clean up very well, other than a few of the wallpaper choices it's a nice looking house, remove the weird decorations and furniture and it would be perfectly normal.

Quote from: The Lurker on September 07, 2019, 08:39:37 AM
Another oddball, this time from Australia...
https://m.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-magill-131914778?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app


Darth Geek



goflyblind

i dunno, that's pretty typical for that part of town. very extremely stupid, yes, but not that unusual.
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The Lurker

It's Don't Dead Open Inside all over again.  Also, "Assassin"?

The Lurker



ihavemyreasons

Part Target store front, part shopping mall, part miniature golf course, part Arizona Marriot. That one really has it all.

The Lurker

This one can go either way.

Pak-Man

"I want angles everywhere! I want silver walls! I want doors that have to be custom fit and don't look like they fit at all!"
"And what kind of carpet would you like?"
"Just give me the default."