Say something nice about the next poster...

[stansimpson]

I haven't taken a shower in 3 months, but my hands are spotless!

The next poster wouldn't keep it a secret if a zombie bit them.

[Darth Geek]

Here, let me demonstrate how it happened.

The next poster is a great zombie hunter.

[Johnny Unusual]

But the trophy's are really stinking up the place.

The next poster has well-organized arguments.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Unfortunately, they're about chaos theory. Kind of defeats the point.

The next poster is sharp as a tack.

[stansimpson]

I modified my body to be very pointy after too many complaints of being called dull.

The next poster always leaves toilet paper for the next person.

[Johnny Unusual]

And its used, so its also environmentally friendly.

The next poster is an excellent squash player.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Not everybody can play "the Blue Danube" on a hollowed-out squash gourd, if only because fingering the right holes is challenging.

The next poster excels in changing the dominant paradigm.

[Johnny Unusual]

A hot dog is a sandwich.

The next poster is a great father.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

It's the natural consequence of being a motherf... well, you know.

The next poster leads a charmed life.

[Johnny Unusual]

An entire life furnished in the merchandise from the series Charmed.

The next poster is an essential part of the American identity.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

So that's how I found myself in a lineup with the Statue of Liberty, a mom holding an apple pie, and Billy Crystal. I'd been wondering about that.

The next poster has saved for a rainy day.

[Johnny Unusual]

But it turns out probably one umbrella would have been enough, as they are generally reusable.

The next poster knows what to do in an emergency.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Start narrating the situation like William Shatner until the police take me down, of course.  NEXT... on EMERGENCY... 9... 1... ... 1!

The next poster has a smile on his face and a song in his heart.

[Johnny Unusual]

Unfortunately the smile is Glasgow and the song is "It's a Small World After All" so maybe keep your distance.

The next poster is a tastemaker.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

I make you realize that, by comparison to me, you actually do have some taste.

The next poster fights for what is right.