Say something nice about the next poster...

[Johnny Unusual]

Usually into a shredded tire.

The next poster has a good dog.

[stansimpson]

That's because I buy Ball Park franks.

The next poster can dance like there's no tomorrow.

[Johnny Unusual]

*while crunking* I have some terrible news for our world.

The next poster has a beautiful face.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Have you been looking in my freezer?

The next poster is bringin' da funk!

[Johnny Unusual]

Not showering has paid off.

The next poster is an expert scuba diver.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Just throw that scuba snack, and I'll dive for it!  Scuba duba doooo!

The next poster has killer pecs.

[Johnny Unusual]

They are currently serving 4 consecutive life sentences.

The next poster is an aspirational figure in my life.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Sorry *cough cough* just breathed something in wrong *cough cough* and aspirated.  I'm okay now.  *cough*

The next poster knows how to beat the stock market.

[Johnny Unusual]

Though my plan may in fact just be the movie "Trading Places".

The next poster is a designated driver.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Just filling in until Adam or Minnie gets here.

The next poster wants to do us a solid.

[Johnny Unusual]

But I don't have the money to pay for the harrassment suit.

The next poster is a good listener.

[Pak-Man]

Hmm? Oh for sure! That sounds right!

The next poster is a good listener.

[Johnny Unusual]

Yeah, I make all sorts of lists.

The next poster has a lot of support in the next election.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

I take viagra every day.

Oh, wait, you said *election* support... never mind.

The next poster never touches his/her face.

[Pak-Man]

Not when there are so many other faces to be touched!

The next poster practices excellent hand hygiene.