Say something nice about the next poster...

[Darth Geek]

Well that wasn't very nice.

The next poster always has a nice thing to say.

[Johnny Unusual]

Especially if the topic is 69.

The next poster comes across as a real nice guy.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

But once I'm across, I turn back into an unreal mean girl... Lindsay Lohan, in fact.

The next poster is cool under pressure.

[Johnny Unusual]

But not in any other Freddie Mercury/David Bowie duets.

The next poster is good at identifying with other people.

[stansimpson]

Those people are typically the sordid, unsavory, bewildering type.

The next poster is really good at cooking.

[Darth Geek]

I learned everything I know from Microwaving With Marge.

The next poster has a complete collection of their favorite TV show.

[Johnny Unusual]

The hard part was rounding up the cast but chloroform did its magic again.

The next poster does their part.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

...and, like Paul Reubens, I got arrested for it.

The next poster never loses money on the stock market.

[Johnny Unusual]

I mean... this is not inaccurate, for obvious reasons.

The next poster is a true original.

[stansimpson]

Doctors still won't let me go because they insist on studying me more.

The next poster excels in their field.

[Johnny Unusual]

Which is to say I make rubricks on my computer in a field.

The next poster knows a lot about movies.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

I know they're not supposed to be eaten.  Now.  Had to learn *that* the hard way.

The next poster is a beacon of light in this dark world.

[Johnny Unusual]

Its really great for luring in my victims.

The next poster has the best Halloween costume.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Sadly, fewer and fewer people recognize Roscoe P. Coltrane these days...

The next poster always checks his/her candy before eating it.

[Johnny Unusual]

Mostly I'm checking to make sure it occupies space and is made of matter.

The next poster is a master of pranks.