Say something nice about the next poster...

[stansimpson]

For some reason what I call "pranks" the police calls "felonies". Po-tey-to, po-tah-to, I guess.

The next poster is the flyest guy in the room.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Yup, here I am...


The next poster has a perfect driving record.

[Johnny Unusual]

In the "to distraction" category.

The next poster keeps his shoes clean.

[stansimpson]

It's hard to keep 'em out of trouble, but I've done a pretty good job making sure their record stays clean.

The next poster knows how to slam dunk.

[Johnny Unusual]

Jump and put ball in the basket.  Of course, just becasue I know how doesn't mean I can do it.

The next poster isn't easily shocked.

[stansimpson]

WHAAAAT!?! How can you say I'm not easily shocked!?! 

The next poster is really funny.

[Johnny Unusual]

Funny strange or funny smell?

The next poster is a pool hustler.

[stansimpson]

Check out my truck!


The next poster gets the best deals on Black Friday.

[Johnny Unusual]

Because there's not a lot of other players at the blackjack table for some reason.

The next poster eats well.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

Eating a well gives you lots of roughage, but it can backfire if that girl from the Ring gets up in your business about it.

The next poster won't sleep 'til Brooklyn.

[Johnny Unusual]

Curse you location-exclusive insomnia!

The next poster runs a clean campaign.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

And Mr. Clean would have won, too, if he hadn't been caught canoodling with Mrs. Dash.

The next poster is a breath of fresh air.

[stansimpson]

You have to move like the wind if you don't want the authorities to catch you.

The next poster is really good at paintball.

[Johnny Unusual]

First take your testicles and head down to Benjamin Moore.

The next poster is wearing his sunday best.

[stansimpson]

Sometimes I even stick a few bananas in my pocket to turn my outfit into a banana split.

The next poster is really good at changing a tire.