Say something nice about the next poster...

[Johnny Unusual]

I AM?!?

The next poster always pays his bills.

[stansimpson]

It's quite the coincidence that everyone I owe money to is named Bill.

The next poster enjoys the finer things in life.

[Johnny Unusual]

For example.



The next poster both writes and performs music.

[stansimpson]

My goal is that I get so bad that people will pay me to stop.

The next poster is the cock of the walk.

[Johnny Unusual]

I thought this was NICE THINGS?!?!

The next poster makes love, not war.

[stansimpson]

Yes, I write for a little comic strip about two naked eight-year-olds who are married.

The next poster has a really big heart.


(After being on this board since October 2009, so after 12 years, I finally made my 5,000th post! WOOOOOO!)

[Johnny Unusual]

Please call a doctor.  This is a serious condition.

The next poster is the best clarinet player I've ever met.

[stansimpson]

That was actually Claire Annette that I played in my one-man show, The Many Lives of Stan Simpson.

The next poster knows Stan Simpson isn't even close to being my real name.

[Johnny Unusual]

Nice try, Stlan Stlimpson.

The next poster speaks fluent Spanish.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

"Fluent Spanish" is what I say when I try explaining to someone that the Ents have contracted the Spanish Flu.

The next poster is about to drop some sick beats on the dance floor.

[stansimpson]

Sorry about that. I haven't been feeling too well. Hope I didn't ruin the party. I'll pick those up and leave.

The next poster is hooked on a feeling.

[Johnny Unusual]

I've tried to quite bashfulness cold turkey but it hasn't taken.

The next poster stands up to bullies.

[stansimpson]

I've noticed it makes it much easier for them to knock me down. What can I say? I'm a people pleaser.

The next poster knows how to party like it's 1999.

[Johnny Unusual]

By hiding in my Y2k bunker and listening to Eiffel 65.

The next poster is a real social media presence.

[stansimpson]

Does this site count? I mean, it's been like 3 weeks since this comment.

The next poster has a 50/50 shot of being Johnny U or stansimpson.