Say something nice about the next poster...

[Johnny Unusual]

*That* being spending money, time or effort.

The next poster is a respected medical professional.

[stansimpson]

My customers love my low prices, which is a lot easier to do when you don't have a license.

The next poster is great at mixing drinks.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

In fact, my vodka & paint thinner tonic is the toast of the morgue!

The next poster, as you can tell by the way they use their walk, is a woman's poster, no time to talk.

[Johnny Unusual]

IhadacommentforthisbutIneedtogoseeawomanbye!

The next poster is a symbol for his generation.

[Darth Geek]

I am the artist formerly known as Darth Geek.

The next poster is a sexy M.F.

[Johnny Unusual]

Mold finder.  And it's easy when you grow your own in your fridge.

The next poster can herd cats.

[stansimpson]

Cats are constantly running around our neighborhood. Just last night, I herd them loud and clear.

The next poster flies like an eagle.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

But all anyone cares about is that I poop like an eagle, right on their car.

The next poster will never leave you in the lurch.

[Johnny Unusual]

But I make no promises in regard to Fester.

The next poster gets enough sleep each night.

[stansimpson]

Look, if we're suddenly going to start telling lies here, we can stop all this nonsense now.

The next poster always tells the truth.

[Johnny Unusual]

The Truth is the name of my dog, who knows my darkest, darkest secrets.

The next poster is the poet laureate of the West.

[WhyDontTheyLook]

And still, nobody wants to hear me compare Kanye to a summer's day.

The next poster never gets lost.

[stansimpson]

That's why I take all my things with me wherever I go. Can't get lost if you just claim each new place your home.

The next poster always leaves a nice tip.

[Johnny Unusual]

And you don't want me to elaborate.  Suffice it to say, I'm not allowed in most restaurants anymore.

The next poster is a comic genius.

[stansimpson]

My jokes are so good that they sometimes make people laugh.

The next poster is a rhyme master.