Lines And Back Again

[Lemming Howard]

"Gandalf the Gay."  So obvious and yet I've never heard it before now.

[Darth Geek]

$%#@& gravity. How does it work?

[stansimpson]

$%#@& gravity. How does it work?

Was that in reference to ICP?  I thought I remembered a gag like that but couldn't remember the context.

[Darth Geek]

$%#@& gravity. How does it work?

Was that in reference to ICP?  I thought I remembered a gag like that but couldn't remember the context.

I think it is supposed to be.

[DezzyRex]

Tons of great lines, some I really liked:

"It's called Happy Meadow Acres!"

"That's how my dad used to greet my sister's new boyfriends."

"The acting advice that Megan Fox tragically never received."

"AAAH!  It's worse than Billy Corgan!"

(Line I had been saying myself since first seeing the movie yet laughed anyway) "Witch-King, a Mister Drago would like a word with you..."

(Ditto of previous comment) "He's pining for the fjords!"

"Yours for $89.99 plus tax!"

"Think they'll make a Snorks movie?...oh, yeah, Frodo!"

"Frau Blucher must be nearby!"

"Yes, the snarky kill-quip was invented by Tolkien in 1954."

"YYYYESSSSS?"

"Oh, by the way I dropped some acid about an hour ago..."

"I sure hope Chewie gets a medal this time..."

"Don't kill me!  Uh...wait a minute..."

"And that answer is...'go to hell!' "

"Galadriel Energy Drink with Elendiel Extract - when you HAVE to get to the Crack Of Doom!"

"You know, I almost hate to mention it, but every guy in this army is three days from retirement."

"Pssh, doesn't look that evil to me, bet he was just KILL KILL KILL!"

...and personal favorite:

"And we WILL cry and wet ourselves so embarrassingly that they WILL turn back disgusted."

[djshire]

$%#@& gravity. How does it work?

Was that in reference to ICP?  I thought I remembered a gag like that but couldn't remember the context.

It is, go look up their latest single "Miracles", which paints them as the truly ignorant fools that they are, and it actually created a meme of  "[insert name of something], how does it work?", a parody of a line from the aforementioned song. 

[stansimpson]

$%#@& gravity. How does it work?

Was that in reference to ICP?  I thought I remembered a gag like that but couldn't remember the context.

It is, go look up their latest single "Miracles", which paints them as the truly ignorant fools that they are, and it actually created a meme of  "[insert name of something], how does it work?", a parody of a line from the aforementioned song. 

Oh I'm def familiar with "Miracles" (and its removed-by-one-degree SNL parody "Mysteries"). I was just trying to remember the exact line and when the guys said it.

[Compound]

$%#@& gravity. How does it work?

Was that in reference to ICP?  I thought I remembered a gag like that but couldn't remember the context.

They make reference to ICP twice. Once around Faramir's ambush of the orcs early in the film. (Around the "Let's visit grandma" bits.) Bill refers to the Jugallos being rather restive and then tosses in something else. And then towards the end during the battle, IIRC, we get the "Gravity. How does it work?" part.

[stansimpson]

That's it!  Thanks, Compound.  It was there in the air the whole time.  You can't even hold it.

[CJones]

"YOU, SHALL NOT, SING!"

"Magneto, Lady Guy Guy, and Jim Henson's Stooge Babies."

"Death, taxes and bad Liv Tyler accents."

"Years later, when trying to cancel his AOL account, Frodo would remark 'Geez, getting out of Shelob's web was easier than this'."

"If this doesn't win me craziest corrupt Middle Earth ruler I'll eat my hat. And that will do it for sure."

"The great and powerful Oz has gone off his meds."

"I can't believe our horses joined the orcs." (and I can't believe I never noticed that before)

"Ow, right on my big whimsical keys!"

"Sam, no, NO... oh, he's just helping him up."

And my favorite:
Mike "Yes elves live thousands of years, but only because everything happens to them in ethereal slow motion. It's a hell no one would choose."
Bill "I don't know, the trade off might be worth it..."
Mike "Did I mention the eternal Enya soundtrack"
Bill "Horray for death!"

[Darth Geek]

"I can't believe our horses joined the orcs." (and I can't believe I never noticed that before)

I LOVED that line!

And

"YOU'RE GOING TO WAKE UP FRODO!"

[Indomitus]

Like always, so many great lines.
Loved the MST3K call-back (or just referencing the same original, but still a nice reminder)...
"Oh, Sam..."
"You made the pants too long again."

[TTYT]

"Well, they're just kind of NAPKIN!"

"Well! Great movie, but finally OH DEAR GOD!"

"That spells out 'I regret nothing.'"

"AH! BIRDEMIC!" "Grab the coat hangars!"

"It's National High Five Day!"

I missed the Dunham ref. Where was it?

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Like always, so many great lines.
Loved the MST3K call-back (or just referencing the same original, but still a nice reminder)...
"Oh, Sam..."
"You made the pants too long again."

I never got that reference, finally got around to looking it up, odd little song. 

[trollt3rd]

My fav: the "book-dropping" scene:

Arwen: "Well, time to finish the last Twilight book... Good Lord this is repulsive!  I will never be clean again!"

Elrond: "What'cha got there, sweetie?  Oh, Breaking Dawn, huh?...  AAAHHH, it's more offensive than Mein Kampf!"