What PRECIOUS Things did You Learn?!?!?!

[Tony Farms AKA Puma Man]

I learned that Sauron and his armies repeatedly get their asses kicked through three movies like he's the Buffalo Bills in the Super Bowl.

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Yeah, I mean, the fucker loses the ring in the first place, makes Orcs that are as effective as an army of Barney Fifes, teams up with Saruman who gets beat by a bunch or trees, loses at Helm's Deep, gets beat by some ghosts, and gets pwned by some midgets with big feet.

Not only that but think of his monthly Visine bill.