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Watchman

Quote from: Darth Geek on February 10, 2012, 05:48:08 AM
Quote from: Sutter Cane on February 09, 2012, 11:20:51 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on February 08, 2012, 08:59:51 PMIf you think the synopsis is wierd, wait till you watch the movie and get the explanation for how the bed came to be a creature. Not to mention how they end up defeating it. Fuckin' wierd, even for the 70s.

And if you have him sign the DVD, at least you will have him sign the right one. I wonder how many people have mistakenly gotten Deathbed from 2002 and tried to get him to sign that.

Hah, that Full Moon piece of shit? (I haven't seen it, but I haven't seen a Full Moon movie that's not a piece of shit.)
Yeah, all Full Moon movies I've seen are pretty bad. And their Deathbed was no exception. At least the old one is wierd enough to be an interesting novelty. Not so much the 2002 version.
The guy behind Full Moon, Charles Band, has to be one of the biggest hacks of low budget cinema. He directed, among other things, Laser Blast. He makes Roger Corman look like an old time studio mogul like Daryl Zanuck by quality comparison.

I thought of a Full Moon movie I didn't hate: Stuart Gordon's Lovecraft adaptation Castle Freak (and Gordon's Pit & The Pendulum was okay). One of the lesser Gordon films & Lovecraft adaptations, but still better than the usual Full Moon junk. I've honestly never understood the success of the Puppet Master series.

Anyway, so as not to bury the latest RLM videos, I'm going to bump Barnes' video updates below:
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on February 07, 2012, 05:55:50 AM
RLM recaps their trip to the 24-hour bad movie festival known as B-Fest. They actually sponsored their own movie this year and chose, of all things, Galaxy Invader!

http://blip.tv/play/AYLqwzsC

B-Fest sounds pretty wild. You might die from laughter, or just die. Wall-to-wall target-rich riffing fodder, that's for sure. I've known about Death Bed since I first heard it referenced in Oswalt's stand-up, but I've never seen it. I must rectify this. And To Catch a Yeti starring Meatloaf? Seriously?!? I need to see this!

I'm stoked they featured my favorite line from Roadhouse! The punching montage they put together is pretty epic.
Quote from: D.B. Barnes on February 06, 2012, 02:45:58 PM
They're cookin' up somethin'.



Watchman

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Quote from: Steve-O on February 10, 2012, 06:28:57 PM
Well, would you look at that.  Plinkett made an iRiff!

http://redlettermedia.bandcamp.com/

So that's what was cryptically announced for the 10th!



EDIT: Well I bought one. You can buy it as an MP3 for $1.99 or a higher customized price if you're feeling generous. I decided to pay $2.66, in honor of Order Sixty-Six. (Would it have been funnier if I priced it at $2.06? The actual joke is "Execute order SIX.")

mrbasehart

Let us know what it's like Sutter.  I really don't care for their humour, but I love their insight.  It'll be interesting to see what side the commentary falls on.

D.B. Barnes

Wow. This is an interesting development to say the least. I listened to a few bits from the track and I think it's gonna be a fairly unique experience. The bits that I heard seemed to consist mostly of critical analysis, which I'm absolutely fine with. I love Plinkett and I love Plinkett on Star Wars. I could listen to him go on and on about it, and if all he does is rip this thing an ass for two-and-a-half hours, I'll feel like I died and went to that great Pizza Roll in the sky. I don't exactly see this appealing much to the average riff fan, but we'll see how it plays out.

Releasing the Episode I review in "3D" made for some good trolling. A lot of people were like "what the fuck?!? This is it??? They didn't even add new material!" "This gave me a fucking headache!!!" Granted, some of it was faux outrage, but there were a fair share of legitimately confused individuals.
VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

Nergol

If anyone decides to remaster the Plinkett commentary onto a Phantom Menace DVD rip, could they let me know and perhaps arrange for me to download a copy from them?

Willing to provide a picture of my Phantom Menace DVD in my hands and a screenshot of my purchase acknowledgement for the audio commentary as proof that this would be legal.

D.B. Barnes

Quote from: Nergol on February 11, 2012, 02:45:26 AM
Willing to provide a picture of my Phantom Menace DVD in my hands and a screenshot of my purchase acknowledgement for the audio commentary as proof that this would be legal.

Ahem, aren't we forgetting something?
VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

bta

\()/ 3~ \()/

Watchman

I'm listening to this commentary sans The Phantom Menace. It comes off like some weird avantgarde audiobook.

I'd like to hear a debate between Plinkett & Stephen Wright.

Darth Geek

Quote from: Sutter Cane on February 21, 2012, 05:48:13 AM
I'd like to hear a debate between Plinkett & Stephen Wright.
Moderated by Stephen Hawking.


stansimpson

Quote from: Darth Geek on February 21, 2012, 06:06:57 AM
Quote from: Sutter Cane on February 21, 2012, 05:48:13 AM
I'd like to hear a debate between Plinkett & Stephen Wright.
Moderated by Stephen Hawking.
With special guests Ben Stein and Henry Kissinger.

D.B. Barnes

VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

Rainbow Dash

Oh finally, a bump for this thread that's actually for a new video.

D.B. Barnes

VIVA IL ESORDIO DEL DIABETE ADULTO DUCE!!!

Rainbow Dash

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Quote from: D.B. Barnes on March 12, 2012, 04:31:44 PM
Spirit of Vengeance!!!



Again?  Or did they just go more into it with this review?

EDIT:  Ah, it's just the Ghost Rider bits of their Chronicle/Ghost Rider multi-review.