I just got some Pizza Rolls in the mail...

[D.B. Barnes]

From RLM:

Do you own a pair of old school anaglyph 3D glasses? Why not pick a pair up? You can find 'em super cheap online...these are only two bucks with shipping. Never know when you might need them, if ya know what I'm saying...

[Darth Geek]

From RLM:

Do you own a pair of old school anaglyph 3D glasses? Why not pick a pair up? You can find 'em super cheap online...these are only two bucks with shipping. Never know when you might need them, if ya know what I'm saying...

What?! I paid $15.95 for mine from Count Floyd!

[D.B. Barnes]

[Russell]

There have been quite a few mascots there over the years... a lion, a vole, A Plinkett....

[D.B. Barnes]

They're cookin' up somethin'.

[D.B. Barnes]

RLM recaps their trip to the 24-hour bad movie festival known as B-Fest. They actually sponsored their own movie this year and chose, of all things, Galaxy Invader!

http://blip.tv/play/AYLqwzsC

B-Fest sounds pretty wild. You might die from laughter, or just die. Wall-to-wall target-rich riffing fodder, that's for sure. I've known about Death Bed since I first heard it referenced in Oswalt's stand-up, but I've never seen it. I must rectify this. And To Catch a Yeti starring Meatloaf? Seriously?!? I need to see this!

I'm stoked they featured my favorite line from Roadhouse! The punching montage they put together is pretty epic.

[Watchman]

I've known about Death Bed since I first heard it referenced in Oswalt's stand-up, but I've never seen it. I must rectify this.

I must be one of the only people who bought Death Bed before I became familiar with Patton Oswalt. Sadly it's remained one of those DVDs I've bought but never got around to watching. If you're so inclined, you can read the liner notes of the Death Bed DVD here: http://cultepics.com/ce_deathbed_notes.html

Patton did a book signing here last year before his show. If I'd gone to get his autograph, I would have had him sign my Death Bed DVD. I didn't go to the signing, but I wondered if it would have been unique or if hundreds have already had the same idea and I'd be just another Death Bedder.

The only signing I ever went to was for Type O Negative around a decade ago. Got Peter Steele's autograph. Now he's dead.

How's this for a banner:


Which raises the issue, it's not "The Bed that Eats People", just "The Bed That Eats".

[D.B. Barnes]

I've known about Death Bed since I first heard it referenced in Oswalt's stand-up, but I've never seen it. I must rectify this.

I must be one of the only people who bought Death Bed before I became familiar with Patton Oswalt. Sadly it's remained one of those DVDs I've bought but never got around to watching. If you're so inclined, you can read the liner notes of the Death Bed DVD here: http://cultepics.com/ce_deathbed_notes.html

Patton did a book signing here last year before his show. If I'd gone to get his autograph, I would have had him sign my Death Bed DVD. I didn't go to the signing, but I wondered if it would have been unique or if hundreds have already had the same idea and I'd be just another Death Bedder.

The only signing I ever went to was for Type O Negative around a decade ago. Got Peter Steele's autograph. Now he's dead.

How's this for a banner:


Which raises the issue, it's not "The Bed that Eats People", just "The Bed That Eats".

Wait, what?!? "The Bed That Eats"?  That is hilarious. Not that it was a thing in the seventies (I don't think) but it sounds like the title is bagging on the bed. Deathbed: The Bed that Blows Big Time.

Check out Patton, changin' up the title to make the joke work.

[Darth Geek]

Well in the movie, the bed eats more than just people. At one point it eats a bucket of fried chicken, and apple, and I think even drinks wine or something.

If you think the synopsis is wierd, wait till you watch the movie and get the explanation for how the bed came to be a creature. Not to mention how they end up defeating it. Fuckin' wierd, even for the 70s.

And if you have him sign the DVD, at least you will have him sign the right one. I wonder how many people have mistakenly gotten Deathbed from 2002 and tried to get him to sign that.

[CrowTeeRobot]

Well, I'm all ready to see Phantom Menace in 3D, just have to shove some pizza rolls in my pockets and yell at the screen.

[Russell]

I've known about Death Bed since I first heard it referenced in Oswalt's stand-up, but I've never seen it. I must rectify this.

I must be one of the only people who bought Death Bed before I became familiar with Patton Oswalt. Sadly it's remained one of those DVDs I've bought but never got around to watching. If you're so inclined, you can read the liner notes of the Death Bed DVD here: http://cultepics.com/ce_deathbed_notes.html

Patton did a book signing here last year before his show. If I'd gone to get his autograph, I would have had him sign my Death Bed DVD. I didn't go to the signing, but I wondered if it would have been unique or if hundreds have already had the same idea and I'd be just another Death Bedder.

The only signing I ever went to was for Type O Negative around a decade ago. Got Peter Steele's autograph. Now he's dead.

How's this for a banner:


Which raises the issue, it's not "The Bed that Eats People", just "The Bed That Eats".

It was actually reviewed by the Cinema Snob.
http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/01/28/death-bed-the-bed-that-eats.aspx

[Russell]

The Cinema Snob has actually reviewed Death Bed:
http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/01/28/death-bed-the-bed-that-eats.aspx

[D.B. Barnes]

Well, I'm all ready to see Phantom Menace in 3D, just have to shove some pizza rolls in my pockets and yell at the screen.

Oh my god, YES!!! 

Well done, sir. The old man himself would be proud.

[Watchman]

The bed doesn't just eat. It also folds up its own sheets & goes to sleep snoring. It kills, it eats, it tidies up, it sleeps. (Sleep Bed: The Bed that Sleeps)

Well in the movie, the bed eats more than just people. At one point it eats a bucket of fried chicken, and apple, and I think even drinks wine or something.

Doesn't it even take Pepto Bismol or Alka Seltzer or something?

AV Club featured it in their "Ridiculous Horror Movie Adversaries" Inventory. Lemme see if I can find it....

...Yep! And Death Bed is #1: http://www.avclub.com/articles/night-of-the-killer-lamp-23-ridiculous-horrormovie,2071/

They also included it in their Video Inventory, including a clip where you hear the bed snoring, which prompts one of them to ponder the "metaphysical paradox of a bed that sleeps":

If you think the synopsis is wierd, wait till you watch the movie and get the explanation for how the bed came to be a creature. Not to mention how they end up defeating it. Fuckin' wierd, even for the 70s.

And if you have him sign the DVD, at least you will have him sign the right one. I wonder how many people have mistakenly gotten Deathbed from 2002 and tried to get him to sign that.

Hah, that Full Moon piece of shit? (I haven't seen it, but I haven't seen a Full Moon movie that's not a piece of shit.)

[Darth Geek]

If you think the synopsis is wierd, wait till you watch the movie and get the explanation for how the bed came to be a creature. Not to mention how they end up defeating it. Fuckin' wierd, even for the 70s.

And if you have him sign the DVD, at least you will have him sign the right one. I wonder how many people have mistakenly gotten Deathbed from 2002 and tried to get him to sign that.

Hah, that Full Moon piece of shit? (I haven't seen it, but I haven't seen a Full Moon movie that's not a piece of shit.)

Yeah, all Full Moon movies I've seen are pretty bad. And their Deathbed was no exception. At least the old one is wierd enough to be an interesting novelty. Not so much the 2002 version.