Movies that nobody likes

[Dr. Whopoopeepee]

Rob, Poopoo....Are you trying to accomplish something?

Whoa.  That freaked me out!  For a second there I thought you were calling me by my civilian name, which is Rob.  I know now that you meant Rob the Barbarian... but did you really?  I was just having a little fun man, please don't kill me!

[spaceforarent]

On that note, robot testicles, John Turturro's ass, 10 other testicle related "jokes", repeated scenes of dogs humping, inexplicably stupid parents, "they're not black stereotypes, they're white kids acting black stereotypes", oversexed for something that obviously will appeal to children, 40 minute tedious and incomprehensible battle scene leading up the arrival of the villain in the title only to kill him off 2 minutes later.
Oh, and robot heaven. Which I guess makes Optimus Prime the robot Jesus.

Here's my short response: nobody except the most anally retentive of people cares. There are even little things that I truly despise about movies like The Godfather I and II, but I don't hang onto those points to let them ruin the movie for me. If I let that happen then I'm not a very good movie-watcher. I'm not comparing Transformers to Godfather,but.... if they met in combat Transformers would probably waste Don Corleone.

Now if those were little things in Transformers I might be inclined to agree with you. But they're not, they're the main focus. John Turturro's ass wasn't a background image. It filled the entire frame. THE ENTIRE FRAME. The entire movie basically stopped so we could watch someone get drunk off pot.

. As far as I can tell, I have at least kept my tone at a semi-civil level. I don't see any reason for this conversation to be relegated to childish-name calling... which you have apparently seen fit to engage in. Nobody is dissing you, so I see no reason to be insulting. Some people like the movie, they have a right to... so please for your own sakes learn to respect the opinion of others and grow the hell up.

This makes me curious, because it makes me think most people have nothing better to do than to be pretentious farts. All you guys, get a life, won't you? How are you going to hold down your jobs at McDonald's when all you do is go on the Rifftrax forum all day and go "wah wah wah, Transformers 2 was a piece of shit, wah wah wah!!!", "Wah wah wah! Michael Bay is a stupid pussy! Wah wah wah"? I'm not saying you're not entitled to your opinion, but to be fair I don't vent my opinion if any of you happen to like movies that I hate(and if you ask me to shut up about any particular movie, I would be more than happy to do so) I also have never bolstered this movie to be any more than it really is. I never said it was a good movie, a  great movie or even a mediocre one. I liked it, that's all. At the very least I don't go at it all day, ad nauseam.

Right, not being insulting.`

You will? Okay, then please shut up about TF2. Unless by TF2 you happen, in some instance, to be talking about Team Fortress 2. That game is awesome. But back to the matter at hand. Everyone else has pretty much shut up about it. There's really not much that hasn't already been said. Ok, you like it, then go enjoy it. Ok, I didn't like it, so I'll go enjoy it with Rifftrax.

[CrowTeeRobot]

[Thrifty]

Some people like the movie, they have a right to... so please for your own sakes learn to respect the opinion of others and grow the hell up.

Why?  The movie is stupid for reasons that have been articulated over and over again.  If someone came around here gushing about how funny the latest Friedberg/Seltzer trainwreck was, they'd be due the same scorn.

[Action Batch]

Some people like the movie, they have a right to... so please for your own sakes learn to respect the opinion of others and grow the hell up.

So lemme see if I have this right.

I like the movie and here are my opinions. Good.

I don't like the movie and here are my opinions. Bad. 

[Courtney]

If there's anything I've learned on this forum, it is that people love those damn Transformers.  Passionately. 

[Darth Geek]

Oh, yeah, Optimus. Thats it, take me to Cybertron, baby, yeah.

[Doctor Who?]

Oh, yeah, Optimus. Thats it, take me to Cybertron, baby, yeah.

I think I am scared for life after reading that post.  That is just AAAAAAHHHH!

[Darth Geek]

Oh, yeah, Optimus. Thats it, take me to Cybertron, baby, yeah.

I think I am scared for life after reading that post.  That is just AAAAAAHHHH!

I am deeply sorry.        And sticky.

[Rattrap007]

Oh, yeah, Optimus. Thats it, take me to Cybertron, baby, yeah.

I think I am scared for life after reading that post.  That is just AAAAAAHHHH!

Me i laughed...

[Moleman]

Look people, the title of this thread is "Movies that nobody likes".  Obviously some people like Transformers 1&2 and other Michael Bay movies so these movies don't seem to meet that definition.

People who post on internet forums, your friends, and movie critics aren't all the world is inhabited by.

[CrowTeeRobot]

Back on topic, "18 Fingers of Death" was an awful, horrible movie.

[Russell]

Back on topic, "18 Fingers of Death" was an awful, horrible movie.

Gadzooks, that's so obscure I haven't even seen it among the crap rentals at the video store. But this brings up an interesting point. What does obscurity equal besides direct-to-dvd status?

[k1]

Back on topic, "18 Fingers of Death" was an awful, horrible movie.

Agreed.

[ebeth]

I have to place "Diary of the Dead" on the list since I actually felt myself age while watching it.  I have never been in an emotional abusive relationship before but I truly believe that sitting through this film is an actual representation of spending my life with a man who belittles my weight and calls me Assface.

I paid money to see this film and, if it were possible, I would've called the police to report a mugging.

Can you get the gist of how much I loathe this flick?