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Doctor Who?

Quote from: iv3rdawG on March 23, 2010, 10:01:31 AM


One needs a blood transplant,one is a plank of wood,one tried to grow spock eyebrows and failed,and we expect you to care.

Darth Geek

Quote from: Tripe H. Redux on March 26, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Just a random observation, I'd so fancy a real life version of the central character in the above strip. :)
Me, too.

I love that that strip could be done the exact same way for the Harry Potter books.


Ayriana22

Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 26, 2010, 01:00:44 PM
Quote from: iv3rdawG on March 23, 2010, 10:01:31 AM


One needs a blood transplant,one is a plank of wood,one tried to grow spock eyebrows and failed,and we expect you to care.

Is it just me, or does kristen stewart look EXTREMELY baked in this picture, and almost every other picture she takes? Well, thank goodness those bloodshot eyes can be cured with photoshop.
"Occasionally,  I'm callous and strange"-Willow -Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Doctor Who?

Here is what i don't get(now I have not seen the second movie yet so if this is addressed there sorry)every vampire in these movies seems to have red eyes,how come no one has asked any questions about this?!  I mean you would think at least the school nurse would notice a whole group of kinds with a weird eye color.  Seems to me that people looking for vampires shouldn't have much trouble finding them at least.

I think she is just a really bad actress who never emotes.

Sharktopus

Quote from: Ayriana22 on March 26, 2010, 09:51:57 PM
Is it just me, or does kristen stewart look EXTREMELY baked in this picture, and almost every other picture she takes? Well, thank goodness those bloodshot eyes can be cured with photoshop.


Darth Geek

Quote from: Sharky Kong on March 27, 2010, 12:21:22 PM
Quote from: Ayriana22 on March 26, 2010, 09:51:57 PM
Is it just me, or does kristen stewart look EXTREMELY baked in this picture, and almost every other picture she takes? Well, thank goodness those bloodshot eyes can be cured with photoshop.


No, I think they just use the same bowl of oatmeal to motive her as Ang Lee used in HULK.


Doctor Who?

She really needs to get into the sun once in a while.

Darth Geek

Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 27, 2010, 02:26:11 PM
She really needs to get into the sun once in a while.
Ironically, I think the sun would kill her.


Doctor Who?

Quote from: Darth Geek on March 27, 2010, 03:04:30 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 27, 2010, 02:26:11 PM
She really needs to get into the sun once in a while.
Ironically, I think the sun would kill her.

So in Twilight the sun kills the person who is normal but the vampires and werewolves are fine?! :D

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

The sun effects werewolves?  Thought it was just lack of the moon.

Darth Geek

Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 27, 2010, 03:06:10 PM
Quote from: Darth Geek on March 27, 2010, 03:04:30 PM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 27, 2010, 02:26:11 PM
She really needs to get into the sun once in a while.
Ironically, I think the sun would kill her.

So in Twilight the sun kills the person who is normal but the vampires and werewolves are fine?! :D
"Look, Bella. The sun is finally coming out of the clouds."
Edward sparkles like a gay Broadway headliner, and Bella instantly bursts into flames and becomes ashes.


Doctor Who?

Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 27, 2010, 05:30:38 PM
The sun effects werewolves?  Thought it was just lack of the moon.

I'm thinking of Trolls aren't I?  Still werewolves are not supposed to transform in sunlight,That's the full moon's job!

Tripe

Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 27, 2010, 06:18:05 PM
Still werewolves are not supposed to transform in sunlight,That's the full moon's job!
That all depends...

Doctor Who?

Still it's pretty stupid to call the book and movie New Moon when the werewolves in it don't use the moon.

Tripe

Right but it's in keeping with the whole nightfall/nighttime/dawn theme contained with all of the titles.