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Started by Henry88, August 04, 2009, 04:44:05 PM

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Sharktopus

#120
March 23, 2010, 06:38:23 AM


Joey Pants has hit the skids!

ScottotD

#121
March 23, 2010, 06:44:25 AM
Will you guys please stop photoshoping Sloth into photos and saying it's Clint Howard, it's just mean.
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- how I read any complaint about MST3k (or Star Wars or Ghostbusters)

Courtney

#122
March 23, 2010, 06:45:12 AM
Quote from: Doctor Who? on March 19, 2010, 02:08:09 PM
What I mean is parents will give girls money to see movies that have shirtless guys in them and let them hang pictures of them in their rooms.  How is watching someone in a state of undress in order to get excited not porn?

Well there's a big difference between a PG-13 movie sex scene or a poster of a shirtless man and porn. If the teenage girls had posters of a shirtless man who was also pantsless and ramming his own little Edward and Team Jacob into someone, then that would be porn.


iv3rdawG

#123
March 23, 2010, 10:01:31 AM Last Edit: March 23, 2010, 12:09:15 PM by iv3rdawG
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Courtney

#124
March 23, 2010, 10:34:07 AM
Why does she always look like she's in a NyQuil haze after eating some bad shrimp?


Sideswipe

#125
March 23, 2010, 11:12:54 AM
she is incapable of closing her mouth.  Maybe she cant breathe through her nose.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Tripe

#126
March 23, 2010, 11:32:15 AM
Based on that bridge, you might be on to something there.

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

#127
March 23, 2010, 12:50:17 PM
Quote from: iv3rdawG on March 23, 2010, 10:01:31 AM


Choice?  When was Jacob ever really in the running?  I've never seen anything (in the movies at least) that she ever gave him a second thought other than a guy she can use when she needs something?

Courtney

#128
March 23, 2010, 01:09:16 PM

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Sideswipe

#129
March 24, 2010, 10:36:39 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 23, 2010, 12:50:17 PM
Choice?  When was Jacob ever really in the running?  I've never seen anything (in the movies at least) that she ever gave him a second thought other than a guy she can use when she needs something?

In that regard, the book could be fairly accurate to some women.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

Sharktopus

#130
March 24, 2010, 10:38:36 AM
Quote from: Sides McSwipe on March 24, 2010, 10:36:39 AM
Quote from: Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck on March 23, 2010, 12:50:17 PM
Choice?  When was Jacob ever really in the running?  I've never seen anything (in the movies at least) that she ever gave him a second thought other than a guy she can use when she needs something?

In that regard, the book could be fairly accurate to some women.

Jacob is trapped firmly in THE FRIEND ZONE. *ominous organ music*

Tripe

#131
March 24, 2010, 10:59:54 AM
Turns out, grown women aren't really his brand.

bratpop

#132
March 24, 2010, 11:05:11 AM
I like how they play up that it's really fucking important which hot guy some unremarkable chick chooses to be with. At least in Star Wars or Harry Potter, each character has some modicum of importance, if only in the bigger picture. It's kind of like if there had been posters for The Matrix Reloaded declaring, "They Have To Make It... Off The Freeway."

Relaxing Dragon

#133
March 26, 2010, 12:03:28 PM
I'll just leave this here:

Spoiler


Tripe

#134
March 26, 2010, 12:26:32 PM
Just a random observation, I'd so fancy a real life version of the central character in the above strip. :)
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